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For as long as she’d known him, Sam Vimes had been vibrating with the internal anger of a man who wants to arrest the gods for not doing it right.

Men at Arms

Sam Vimes is a gift.

(via nightfoot)

buying something in scotland with an english note: oh haha thats neat its from england

buying something in england with a scottish note: what... is this... we dont accept WILLIAM WALLACES HOMEMADE MONEY...

kateoplis

Documenting Chicago’s gardens, one rooftop at a time | Brad Temkin

thatwetshirt

darkskiesandoceaneyes-blog

PREACH

mayuzane

tastefullyoffensive

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

richboysworld-blog

possibly one of the funniest headlines ever??

frookie

Sounds like something someone who fucked a pig would say.

maskseller

what person on earth who hasn’t fucked a pig would choose the vague non-answer over just saying no though

theforrestpeople

a-wild-haggis

#the tory austerity measures are violence against the working class and those in need of social security #it’s not ‘benefits’ #it’s welfare #and these incidents are not isolated #not the only examples #and fucking disgusting

popokko-deactivated20210315

Things I've actually heard college students say

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside"

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to"

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”

“I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”

”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”

“why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”

“i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”

“yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”

“I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian”

“I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”

“instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”

[deadline approaches] “So we’re just going to ignore that and order Dominoes, right?”

I’m a shell of who I used to be

feel free to add anything you’ve heard

officialstarscream

kid 1: hey what are you doing right now?

kid 2: just watching my dreams die. what’s up?

daveycameronisapie

As much as the David Cameron pig thing is hilarious (and almost undoubtedly true, like if you’ve ever met the kind of boys who are in elite uni dining clubs you wouldn’t have any doubts) I feel like there’s a pretty sinister side of it re: the Bullingdon/Oxford/posh boy set that pretty much rule our country. The reason these elite dining clubs have such awful initiations and rituals is because it means they all have to trust each other not to tell and it builds up this weird fuckin brotherhood. They’ve all got shit on each other. No one can betray anyone else without it backfiring on them and having their dirty secrets spilt as well.

Thing is though, these aren’t just any boys. These are boys born into power and privilege and they pretty much /know/ they are all going to go on to hold powerful positions. It’s no coincidence so many of the main Tories were in the same club at the same uni. So what we’ve got is a network of powerful men who all are still bound into their weird brotherhood. They’ve all got power over each other because of the information they each hold on the others that could possibly ruin a career (like fucking a pig - not that I think that coming out will necessarily have much effect on Cameron tbh).

You know there must be so much shit that goes on with these posh boys who are leading our country that all passes under the radar because they’ve all got each other’s backs. Maybe it’s nothing serious. Maybe it’s just turning the odd blind eye and giving a wee help up the ladder now and then. But that’s still a setup with the potential for so much corruption. And that’s sinister as fuck to me.