also i have levihan brainrot

jazzy | 24 | sideblog | weeb | ed & al (derogatory, but with love) | both fma03 and fmab are valid u assholes | snk/hanji zoe/levihan brain rot | occasionally nsfw |

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About ✨

hey im jazzy! - 23 - she/her - bi disaster - nsfw sometimes - i say dumb shit in my tags and welcome to my little trash pile blog <3

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first things first THIS IS A SIDE BLOG. 

i follow, like, reply and sometimes send asks (though i will mostly send them anonymously and just say it is me) from my main blog → @ggukmiin  

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this is also NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG.

my blog will contain spoilers for multiple series, just an fyi.

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my current hyperfixations are:

 fma 2003/fmab 

levihan (aot) 

bungo stray dogs (specifically shin soukoku)

 i post about them the most! lots of fanart and shitposts and meta! however, i am an avid weeb anime enjoyer so you will see posts from a lot of other shows/anime as well!

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the fma discourse:

i have watched and enjoyed BOTH fullmetal alchemist series in both sub and dub multiple times and think they are both amazing and valid stories separately. on this note, this blog does not tolerate unnecessary fma 2003 slander from bh purists. we all have preferences, these are mine. both shows are amazing and worth watching. thank you.

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ships:

i am an extreme multi-shipper, though i do have favourites:

levi x hange from aot is the main ship you will see on this blog (who am i kidding. this has become a levihan blog at this point)

akutagawa x atsushi from bsd will also be very prevalent on this blog because i love an enemies to lovers moment.

leorio x kurapika from hxh

roy x riza from fma/fmab

and many many others!

also! not in a shippy way for obvious reasons, but i very very much love the deep bond between the elric brothers:

edward & alphonse

so expect lots of posts and meta where myself and others will yell about those two and their love for each other (and bitch about how we were robbed of a flesh hug between these two)

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hange zoe simp:

last but not least i am also the worlds biggest hange zoe simp. i simp so hard. so, so hard. to think there are people out there that truly do not believe in hangeism is sad. how...truly saddening it is. everybody and their dog knows that hange zoe owns my ass, your ass, your moms ass and every shred of light in the fucking cosmos. and this is 100% true.

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thank you! and feel free to pop me an ask anytime! ❤️

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Have you seen mean girls? I imagine Moblit and Hange as Janice and Ian where they kiss at prom and later they made the whole 🤢 face lmao. Moblit later dance with someone else and Hange starts dancing with Levi, the math athlete, who goes “looking good, four eyes” haha. This is ooc and I don’t care. Also, for legal reasons this is a joke too.

OMG ANON THIS IS PERFECT???!!! never in my life have i seen a mean girl x aot comparison and used in this way. this is perfect.

[witchy-push]

Choose your fighter

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I have a loooot of headcanons no actually stories scenes on my head I created perfectly with my imagination and I really wanna share it but you know that meme your storie on your head vs when you write it hope can find someone like fanmoose12 to write down my ideas 😥

1)Hanji always reads scientific,cultivation sometimes crimes or adventure books.Once she start reading a romance book... Unfortunately it did impact her so much and it was a catastrophe...😳😵😵‍💫 the consequences will be so funny 😂😂

2)We all know that Hanji is the scariest when she gets angry so actually no one can stop her when she's angry except for levi. First because she gets so agressive and incredibly strong, second everybody know they're close. So whenever she gets into a fight everybody start looking for levi.He either try to calm her down or carry her immediately while hanji keep yelling .Sometime they fist fight. But he always end up knocking her out and carrying her unconscious .

I have a lot but idk why am I even sending this to you 🙃 I'm just tired of keeping this in my notes forgive me 🙂

NO!! DONT APOLOGIZE!! ANON OF JULY 2022 WHOMST I FORGOT TO POST THESE WONDERFUL ASKS!! I LOVE THIS I LOVE UR RANTS AND HC’S THEY GIVE ME LIFE

[ashh-ketchup]

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I love how the last anon went “no offense to the real mbhan shippers” but real offense to the one who ship them only bc they don’t want Levi with Hange lmao. Anyways, Moblit ships Levi and Hange too, he told me.

HAHAHA i know!! like everything they were saying made me feel so validated bc thats what ive BEEN saying. i was like “ayo this anon… r u me?? 🧠🧠🧠🌎🌎”

i swear i have never in my life witnessed any genuine mbhn shippers. just obnoxious roori’s that just go “oh ya well moblit and hange for lyfe!! i guess” “MOBLIT AND HANGE IS BETTER 😡😡” …. baby girls im pretty sure someone who gives you constant stress and anxiety to the point where you have a drinking problem is not your most compatible match?? like imma be real my boy mobo deserves better LMAOOO. like for moblits sake…. no.

also thats so funny because mobo boy also told ME he ships them too. inch resting….

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You know when you get incredibly worried about someone and then when they are safe you feel relieved but you also remember that ugly feeling they made you go through so you get really angry and instead of huging them or showing any sign of affection you yell at them, instead of saying I'm happy you are okay you say smth shitty because you're so stubborn

Yeh that's levi and Hanji

this.

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なかよし！なかよしでち！

こふ　Ｊせんせにとびかかってないでち！

Kofu and master J are getting well! Kofu don't spring upon master J! Trust Kofu,mom!

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posted this as a post because i didnt want it to show up in the tags for those other two ships but lemme just say 👀👀👀👀👀 anon spitting some MAD MAD facts here yawl

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hi hello everyone im sure u all forgot i existed but i live and i have a cute psa for the folks and zoomers out there who are a little confused hahaha 💖 ….. stop fucking faking mental illnesses on the internet.

[mello-jello]

Drunk canadian podcast part 2 when

Oh no @gremlin-elrics wake up duty calls

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im awake

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“the eyes, chico. they never lie.”

redraw of my favorite levihan panel. i love the anime adaptation to this scene but there’s something more intimate in the manga that makes me go feral.

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anon requested Greed and Ling so I bring you modern fma au where they just……. ᕙ( ̎ᑒ ̎ )ᕗ

I’m really tired

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@gremlin-elrics please come back. we all miss your bat-shit tags

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👆👆👆

[glassesandswords]

I miss Jazzy sm

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hi 🏋🏽‍♂️🏋🏽‍♂️ i have not said a gotdamn bloody word on tumblr since april but @ anon in my inbox? youre so valid and good and i will post ur asks soon. also hi guys um…. wass good ??? 😗😗

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a meme for your troubles, before i fade into obscurity again

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drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful