to me, lovecraftian/eldritch deities are just. playing dolls with humanity.
dagon: oooh look at my huge army of evil fish people >:) hehehee
the king in yellow: i love messing with these artists' heads. theyre so stupid, look *gives them water that turns stuff into marble*
cthulu: guys look theyre making statues of me!!!! wait no get my good side...
The haunter of the dark: what if I play red-light/green-light with this guy lmao
Nyarlathotep: gonna make these schmucks watch my kickass lightning presentation
Yog-Sothoth: who wants to be pondering my orbs? Anyone?
Azathoth: I swear to Me if you stop noodling on those queer tinny flutes I will Wake Up and you'll never hear the end of it
















