[gretasalpeter]

dylan - 18+ - they/them - vintagemisery03 on ao3 - tag navigation - was joetrohmanwombtattoo

its dylan sealtrick im gretasalpeter for the summer

truthing if you agree with me doing a bit if you dont

joetrick warrior + ryan ross freak

i am an adult that posts adult content ! please do not follow if you are underage — you will be blocked. ageless blogs also soft-blocked.

spam likers im sure youre lovely i will get nervous and block/soft-block. i soft-block liberally sorry mutuals in law i have #problems. don’t say stupid shit on my posts either. i turn off reblogs on posts the second i get a tag that even mildly irritates me because im irrational.

[gretasalpeter]

the thing about brendons digital footprint is theres an account dedicated to shirtless jam that has 30k+ followers

[gretasalpeter]

which digital footprint would you hate to have more

ryans livejournal selfies

brendons vines/instagram videos

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[gretasalpeter]

omg hi greta i loveyou

hi backseatloversz i love you too

[gretasalpeter]

ps i am open to fic…. i wont say requests because i cant promise anything….. but i am open to fic suggestions. if anyone has any.

[gretasalpeter]

they should invent a me that isnt sick

[findmyfears]

📸: on the way to warped tour DC - doing #justluluthings

[gretasalpeter]

i dont care if bill is acting gay for clout i want to push it further i want him to be gayer i want him kissing a man on camera by 2027

[gretasalpeter]

i wish pete wentz wasnt evil because peterick is real and also the bartskull is awesome

[gretasalpeter]

maybe i Will write that ryden fic

[gretasalpeter]

billcardross sex with weird vampire mind stuff. you don’t have to read it + sorry if it sucks i just had to get it out of my drafts.

[gretasalpeter]

would you all hate me if i changed my url at least for a bit

[gretasalpeter]

🤭

[gretasalpeter]

would you all hate me if i changed my url at least for a bit

[gretasalpeter]

i gotta go back to joetrick femslash soon i miss it bad

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[gretasalpeter]

i have a fic idea. thats probably cliche.

[bisexualanthony]

i am the killer 4.24 - columbus, oh