Sade Olutola
hello vonnie
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
$LAYYYTER
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Andulka
shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
we're not kids anymore.
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@griefcaused-blog
@rxisexglxsstxfreedxm
“John, um, uh-” Thomas sounds more awkward than he would have liked as he looks down at the bag John gave him. “What’s-What’s this small box doing here?” It looked almost like- no, no, it can’t be. Thomas looks up at John, almost confused.
@our-universeunfolding from this starter!
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Mr. Hamilton.” Thomas let out, crossing his arms even though his hear was beating rapidly. “Maybe someone else named Thomas just decided to send you a bouquet of your favorite flowers.” Admittedly, it was him, Alexander was extremely proud, handsome and passionate, three things Thomas loves.
He rose an eyebrow at him as he watched him. “I don’t know anything about it.” But he wasn’t about to just admit his undying attraction for the man, no, that would be silly.
like this for a starter from my trans dad oc, Thomas Reid!!
updated tag drop for my self insert (since i changed his name bc i recently changed my name)
“I’m gonna sound dumb for a second and I am really dumb cause of- it’s not important but like... are avocados a fruit or vegetable?”
meet Andonis Deimos, real name Charos, he is the personification of death, he lives among human, taking soul with him as he goes, he had black hair, dark eyes and pale skin. He is quiet but blunt, not shy in the least. He says what’s on his mind and doesn’t hesitate. He doesn’t love very often but when it does, he loves with everything. The myth about him is, if you misbehave he’ll take your soul but he only does that to adults as he adores children.
like this for a starter from Michael Tozier !
Kiss meme!
Send me a 🆓 + my muse/your muse, and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-23 for one of the following kisses!
An accidental kiss on the lips
A kiss on the nose/eyelids/forehead
A kiss due to Spin the bottle/Truth or Dare
A sleepy, good morning kiss
A spontaneous passionate kiss
An aggressive kiss spurred by agitation/anger
A soft, gentle kiss filled with emotions that can’t be formed into words
A needy kiss for attention on the lips/cheek/neck/etc
A series of quick kisses while getting ready
A half-assed kiss on whatever part of the body my muse is cuddled against, because your muse’s face is way too far and my muse is way too lazy to reach
A short kiss that’s broken up by laughter
A sad, heart wrenching kiss as a last farewell
A ‘get better’ kiss that might or might not be on an open wound
A totally clichè kiss to bring your muse back from losing his or herself
A ‘true love’s’ kiss that doesn’t bring anyone back to life/change them into a human/wake them up from eternal sleep, but it does reveal both muse’s true feelings for each other
A ‘life or death’ kiss during cpr while having your muse’s ribs/sternum possibly broken
A grumpy kiss from my muse that might warrant a second or even third kiss to make them ‘feel better’
A kiss from my obviously sick muse after complaining for a long time
a ‘pick-me-up’ kiss after a particularly rough day
A nervous kiss that might involve a lot of stammering beforehand/flustered reassurances
A spontaneous 'victory’ kiss where my muse randomly kisses your muse in a crowd of people
An interrupted kiss by none other than my muse’s pet
A one-sided kiss where my muse doesn’t respond back right away
like this for a starter!
Like this to be adopted by Thomas Reid
“I can’t believe I‘m finally 18!“
happy birth to me
Uhm im sorry I was checking your blog but your links dont work, they still redirect to your old url
sorry about that! There! All of my links are fixed!
* vine meme
a shit ton of lines from different vines.
‘ look at all those chickens. ’
‘ i’ve always wanted to do this! ’
‘ i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. ’
‘ can you tell me a bedtime story? ’
‘ bro, you can’t tell anybody. ’
‘ yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’
‘ dude, it’s like we kissed! ’
‘ TAKE THE PICTURE! ’
‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’
‘ yooo! ’
‘ you look upset. ’
‘ i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’
‘ i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. ’
‘ yeaaah, yeaaah. ’
‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! ’
‘ well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. ’
‘ girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. ’
‘ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? ’
‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’
‘ i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’
‘ you want some vodka? ’
‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. ’
‘ i smell like beef. ’
‘ you better STOP YELLING. ’
‘ your secret’s safe with me. ’
‘ and we are two very supportive guys. ’
‘ MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! ’
‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’
‘ fuck you, that’s why! ’
‘ yeah, no shit, honey! ’
‘ today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. ’
‘ is that a weed? i’m calling the police! ’
‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’
‘ i sneezed! ’
‘ i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. ’
‘ hey, how you doing? ’
‘ i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’
‘ oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! ’
‘ and they were roommates! ’
‘ i wanna fucking die. ’
‘ you remember one time i liked you? ’
‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’
‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’
‘ he needs some milk! ’
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing ’
‘ WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS? ’
‘ bored as sheeeet. ’
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
‘ welcome back to me screaming. ’
‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. ’
‘ babe, are you serious? ’
‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room. ’
‘ NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! ’
‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie. ’
@rosetozier // from here
“Hey, sis!” He waved his hand lazily. “Richie when out and left me here and I’m gonna kick his ass when he comes back. Mom took my binder and refuses to give it back.” He spoke the last part softly to her. “I honestly don‘t fucking know what I did.“ He knows he shouldn‘t be cursing but he‘s kind of mad.
like this for a starter from Michael Tozier!
