[teuer]

queen

[thrussy]

[0dmg]

thinking about these things

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[mlmshino]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Remember, kids

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[stimman4000]

[nuclearhearts]

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

[nuclearhearts]

HELLO?

[nuclearhearts]

[be-bot]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk

[pochowek]

Steam: Youre about to check this violent game out are you over 18?

Me: (remembers i laughed very hard at “reeses penis butter cups”) man i dont know let me in

[brainstatic]

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[de-lafayettes]

Clickbait Article: You MUST Watch This HILARIOUS Prank!

Ella (from Ella Enchanted): Fuck.

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]