as you fucking were

CHARLIE, i can lip sync better than mariah carey. gmail— fxckthatgetmoney

[grilledcheeseburrito]

i need to do an unfollow refollow cause i can’t tag people in anything and it’s annoying

[grilledcheeseburrito]

does anyone else hate the noise dial up used to make ? shit gives me nightmares

[hodlmyvodka]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[fakename-bill]

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

full of love (professionally diagnosed)

[recentgooglesearches]

how to determine the gender of my nipples

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[grilledcheeseburrito]

pressed the button for the wrong bus stop and as you can imagine i got off and walked the extra 20 minutes to work instead of telling the driver that i didn’t realise :)

[salemclowntrials]

uguu pardner~~

[grilledcheeseburrito]

changed my password then forgot it, i’m one of the smart ones guys x

[grilledcheeseburrito]

help the charger point in my brand new phone is fucked already :)))))

[grilledcheeseburrito]

heartburn is so bad idk if i’m gonna survive the morning fam pray for me

[arandomthot]

Going to have to remember that line

[grilledcheeseburrito]

i’m having work done during the day but the maintenance people are super loud and just woke me up to grab a stanly knife they left in my bedroom

[funnypicsdept]

[hymnsofheresy]

peace be with y’all

[hymnsofheresy]

you. you get it. 

[nickmpreg]

i saw this on Instagram so now you have to as well

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*on a long car ride*

me: I spy with my little eye-

girlfriend: no

me: …

girlfriend: …

me: I hears with my little ears-