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Perfidious behaviour.

#perfidia #phyllis #tune #music #playlist #monday vibes #reggae #in the sun #bank holiday

Life lesson.

#inspiration #inspirational quotes #quotes to live by #quote #quote of the day #dead #illustration #typography #grimes and jones #illustrator #artist #drawing daily #art #british art

Never had a mountain up your arse mate? You haven't lived.

#drawing #drawing daily #Illustration #illustrator #art #art daily #artist #british art #piste #mountain #arse #grimes & jones

Remember - always do whatever you can to impress your colleagues

#work #illustration #illustrator #art #artist #drawing daily #drawing #good morning #good vibes #inspirational quotes #dicks out #grimes and jones #the hemisphere of liars

Happy 4th of July!

The American D.Ream

God Bless America. God bless its lovely, flag worshipping, gun-toting, rootin' tootin', land of the free. The 'I heart NY' clad, cheeseburger quaffing glamour pusses. The dreamers, creamers, internet-memers, Justin Biebers; consumers, pet-groomers, baby boomers.

Being fairly normal British lads immersed in the mundane, we're interested in American culture; hypnotically drawn to the pearly white false smiles and endless streams of commercial glamour. We can't wait to spend our hard earned cash on the sugariest candy, fill our chubby bodies with illegal E- numbers, artificial flavours and squeezy cheese. Our wannabe idols oil their bodies, HD their eyebrows, fill their lips and perfect their tan-lines. The 'American Dream' has become an aspirational life-goal for not only Americans but for every other bog standard Westerner - Dan Bilzerian WANTS YOU, and we've been conscripted.

Welcome to a world where we surround ourselves with fake-luxury and fake-tits - just make sure you're on the guest list. Stand to attention (impotence won't be tolerated) as we pledge allegiance to the flag of the American D.ream. After all, we're only (sort-of) human.

#d.ream #4th of july #tits #luxury #art #painting #grimes and jones #british art #america #USA

Flashback to when THE FISH BIT DAD

#tbt

PASSION

#passion #liberace

Wednesday wisdom

The Fart of Slumber is the midnight evidence that we are all the same; all capable of monstrosities and hilarities alike. The inane and ridiculous idea that your onion-headed children share a semi-conscious mannerism with The Queen is as baffling as it is refreshing, as they both fart their dreamy arses out.

#fart #the fart of slumber #wednesday wisdom

The Magnetic Fields' "''71 I Think I'll Make Another World'" from the 2017 album 50 Song Memoir. Get it now: http://smarturl.it/50SongMemoir Created by: Alex...

Monday's theme 🌏🌚

#monday theme #magnetic fields #i think ill make another world #world building

This is so us down the park after a few cans.

#k.oh!#ponytail #public drinking #grimes and jones

Fictional worms anyone?

A bit of Monday (Tuesday) reading for everyone

#worms #wikipedia #fiction #bank holiday

Wednesday night feelings

#wednesday #midweek drinking #jack duckworth #vera duckworth #coronation street #england

#angels of ashes #scott walker #scott 4 #monday theme #monday song

We're very proud to say that we acquired this drawing from Leeds' favourite artist Mr Tony Tomlin yesterday. It will take pride of place in our fortified villa.

#tony tomlin #leeds #drawing #art #artist #yorkshire

Well, what can we say - the video this purchase was made for will *probably* arrive one day.

#tbt #practice makes perfect #the art of procrastination #baby mine #Doh Nutters

I know it's up for me If you steal my sunshine

#steal my sunshine #grimes and jones

Practice RESTRAINT

#restraint #crimes #jughead jones

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