Hello friends, this will not be your run of the mill, brilliantly written type of blog, more for entertainment purposes, this blog will be all over the place, because that is my life, for example, Yesterday I went to the local grocery store to beg for donations, namely briskets for my son’s team dinner, ( I got them by the way), the same evening after having some cocktails and lot’s of Patron, I went undercover as a Panhandler. I borrowed the tip jar from the local bar, and was on my way, or so I thought. Too Short, ( like the rapper, only he’s white) my local Panhandler friend made more than I did, maybe it’s the lack of all of his front teeth, I had a guy offer to buy me a bottle from the liquor store with his debit card, SCORE, however no cash, so props to the Panhandlers, it is hard out there for a pimp!! After that mission, I headed home to write about my adventures, and got antsy, so I headed out again, And before I go on, I must say my mother and I are extremely close, and some of the content will have her cringing, borderline disowning my crazy ass.. With that being said, I head off down the feeder of the highway and pick up a man that appears to be a hitchhiker, turns out he had a fight with his girlfriend and she beat him profusely (no blood), in the head with a baseball bat, so I dropped him off, I didn’t want a baseball bat to the head.. I head out to the bar and dance the night away, Tootsie Roll and all, I even ran across the dance floor to do the Dirty Dancing lift, Thank God my dance partner could lift me, it was beautiful… or so I thought, All in all a great night, well time to get ready for work, I am a bartender, so I will have lot’s of juicy content to write about!! For those wondering, Why I would choose to write about my life so openly, I wonder myself, but YOLO, and this loving Mother of 2 beautiful children needs something that is all mine, have a Wonderful night friends..
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