Mainly Obey Me! ramblings, fics, headcannons, blurbs and more screaming into the void! Y'all can call me Cha! Like 茶 ✌🏻
Hoping to get back into my writing habit for all my fandoms ಥ‿ಥ I WILL post nsfw stuff and yap about it! MINORS ABSOLUTELY DNI.
All my stuff will be tagged with the brothers' nickname (so levi/asmo/beel and belphie) and all nsfw posts will be tagged with the NSFW tag!
I will also accept requests for any form of writing for any of my fandoms listed below though i can't promise when I'll do it!
I will NOT write luke into anything even vaguely suggestive tho (honestly why do I even have to say that) but other than him feel free to ask for any sorta freaky stuff or literally whatever!
I will mainly be posting obm stuff but with a huge helping of my other fandoms in order under the cut :
- Haikyuu
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Chainsaw man
- Mystic Messenger
- Apothecary Diaries
- Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
- Tamon's B side
- Bungo Stray Dogs
- Ouran High School Host Club
- Kuroko's Basket
- Death Note
- Kakegurui
- Saiki K no Sainan
- Blue Period
- Hell's Paradise
- Dandadan
- Windbreaker
- Run With the Wind
- Tsurune
- Bakuten
- RE-MAIN
- Barakamon
- TGCF
THOUGH!!! I have watched a lottt more than this so if you've got something else, give it a go, feel free to!
I will not write any minor characters without aging them up AT my choice and discretion! If you disagree with that pls don't come in my asks we both have better things to do <3
DNI: MINORS SORRY! literally all creeps, homophobes, Transphobes, Racists, TERFS, NAZIS, people against yumeshipping or just living their life
Kissing levi to distract him while he tries to finish a boss level. His elbow his shoulders his neck his back his thighs his tummy. Anywhere you can reach even as he giggles and tries to swat you away, eyes on the screen.
WHAT I THINK THE BROTHERS + DATEABLES SMELL LIKE BECAUSE IDK WHY NOT
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art by @boxbusiness ! (One of my absolute favourite pieces deadass it's my Spotify obm playlist cover too) I usually find this stuff on Pinterest so if you guys know who the art belong to pls pls let me know <3
a break from the horny stuff I guess because I know I just KNOW they smell so them! Mixed in with random headcannons.
It's kinda fluffy and fun and me being neurodivergent about it idk lmao have fun
Lucifer - he's so classy. Aftershave that mammon teases him for but he also secretly went and searched it up on akuzon. (It was too expensive for him). He's also probably the most clean neutral smelling of the lot just... Clean and slightly fresh, slightly metallic like ink. A little bitter if he's been drinking too much demonus, sometimes a little smoky if he sat too close to the fireplace while going through student council documents!
Mammon - I will not stand for any slander on my husband. I want to say axe but I won't he's a little classier I think 💀 but hairspray or like hair gel yknow the fake aqua-y scent of them vaguely like laundry detergent sheets. Probably chewing gum, anything from normal mint or watermelon to weird ass devildom flavours you can't wrap your mind around. But also the slight hint of metal when you wear rings/necklaces/earrings too long. He's very cosy.
Levi - He's literally one of the most hygiene conscious of the lot you can't change my mind. At all. But the chemical sweetness of energy drinks. One cologne he picked up years ago, asmo told him he smelled good and then he forever stuck with it. It's probably some sorta rare ruri chan thing. Also yknow the ozoney smell of CPUs when they run too long. And chlorine. And vaguely fishy but not in a bad way in an aquarium way. Also laundry sheets.
Satan - OLD PAPER! SWEET MUSTY OLD BOOKS!! He also ended up picking up the same aftershave as lucifer once on mistake and when he noticed they smelt the same he changed it. Vaguely like cat and that weird smell of fake fur. You can convince me he doesn't have fake fur blankets and rugs and pillow covers and everything. Nail paint, for some reason. I feel like he approaches asmo as soon as even a single nail gets chipped.
Asmo - like HEAVEN. white chocolate. Probably something rose-y but musky too. Like that typical smell of fancy face creams. And whatever bath bomb or bubbles he used that day. His clothes also get laundered separately in my head like how he has a separate bathtub. With fancier fabric softener. And potpourri but not in a grandma way in a sexy way. He just probably smells so biteable idk why. Demon pheromones or something even if they aren't real he'd find a way to 😭
Beel - Chips. I'm sorry. Not in a bad way but in a cheese and salt warm buttery toast and freshly caramelized potatos way. Also that artificial vanilla smell of protein powder. Whatever ice cream or drunk he had. But he's also got a smell of his own i think, a very warm almost spicy cinammony musky smell that stays even after he showers after his workouts. He also runs very warm so it's more apparent.
Belphie - fresh bedsheets. Not just laundry yknow how there's a clean fabric smell. Also... Insect repellent? I feel like he uses it a fair bit with the amount of time he spends in the observatory at night. Kind of a powdery clean smell too. Vaguely like candy because he never says no when beel offers him stuff. Some sort of cookies and cream body lotion asmo gifted him one christmas that he ended up loving and buying more even though he'll deny the allegations.
Diavolo - EXPENSIVE. He just smells expensive. Some sort of rare devildom cologne. Also parchment and ink. A little bit like petrichor, I think. Wet soil and greenhouse vibes. Barb also ensures his clothes are always laundered to perfection so it's always very clean, neutral and earthy. Very refined.
Barbatos - like wax, a soft floral almost clothing smell but it's not a bad one. Just strong. The warm almost bitter floral hint of whatever tea he brewed. He always samples it first before offering it to diavolo, so his breath also always is so yum. Warm buttery kitchen type smell too. Not just pastry, all sorts of breads and curries but he always tries to use fabric sprays so he doesn't offend diavolo by smelling to strong. Poor dia never minds.
Simeon - also one of the best smelling of the lot. Almost woodsy, green chlorophyll type smell. Some sort of delicate rose lavender perfume that was marketed to women but he just shrugged when he saw it because it smelled so good. Also coffee! Almost. Cafe like smell because between him brewing coffee and luke constantly bringing back whatever he baked at barbatos', purgatory hall smells so good anyway.
Solomon - like bay leaves and cinammon when burned. Warm ashy spices. He also uses a lot of hair product, and a lot of stuff that asmo leaves on his bathroom shelf, he will randomly spray on so it's never knowing what you'll get. Also there's something almost damp and musty and archaic smelling under everything but it's hard to pin down and never bad.
Raphael - also very clean and neutral in my head. Yknow how birds smell like pet parrots when you sniff them? And the powder athletes use. I can't explain it. Pigeon boy brt
Mephistopheles - also rich bitch smelling. Intentionally over the top cologne but it works for him. Like fresh fabric, how stuff smells in expensive stores. Kinda like car grease? And yknow when newspapers get wet and they leave a sweet musty smell. That.
Thirteen - I'm torn between saying she smells like candy and that she smells like fire and wood. It's both, probably. Sweet and spicy and sort of like bubblegum. Old worn cotton or the sweet smell of old clothes ykwim.
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Idk why i even started this but it ended up longer than i thought it would LMAO
Also why did you guys sleep on the levi and lucifer headcannons 😀 go read 🔫😔🔪 jk ily guys
Lmk what you thought and if you have more thoughts because I'm curious! Much love
I just know Lucifer has a huge drawer of toys. And I'm not talking your usual dildos and lube and handcuffs and shit. This is the kinkiest weirdest stuff you can imagine.
Boxes of sensory toys and huge ass monster dildos that you couldn't fit a quarter of if you tried. He's somehow the strictest STRICTEST but also somehow the SOFTEST dom possible.
Have you seen the size of that bed? Forget about regular restraints he probably has stuff that drops down from the ceiling. Absolutely an icon at shibari, too. Those candles around his room aren't just for show either.
The gloves stay on too. It's hotter to see his fingers wrapped around your throat with them. And it sounds better to him and feels better for you when he spanks you with them on.
He's also somehow perfect no matter what. Doesn't matter how many rounds you went or what time it is his hair is immaculate his voice doesn't shake even if he is DESTROYED on the inside. (Probably has the best stamina after asmo)
Also the king of aftercare. You know he has bottles of water, a banana or whatever fruit you like and a handful of candy ready on the bedside table. He isn't using any wipes or tissues either. You're getting a full bath with oil and salts and maybe a bath bomb if you're up to it. He WILL shampoo your hair for you and clean you up gently and massage wherever you're sore and mumble sweet nothings and how good you were for him into your ears.
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Sigh I love him. Also i KNOW not to write directly on Tumblr this isn't my first rodeo (it's like my eighth simultaneous sideblog) but i just got hit with midnight inspiration 😞✌🏻
It's ok we ball. I'm trying out different styles and stuff and TRYING TO FOCUS ON ALL THE BROTHERS before I go running back to my husbands whoops ehe
Lmk what you thought and as always come shout at me whenever
AI slop prompters will never feel the exhilaration of drawing fanatically. Time becomes irrelevant. Your body morphs into just a device for devotion. You are devotion. Never blinking. Your heart beat might as well have never began, because you have become a machine for craft. You are every person before you that has ever touched pencil to paper. Your blood sings as you become a singularity. Never blinking. Never breathing. Never hearing. Eyes on paper, hand moving as if pushed and pulled by an unknown force. They will never understand the madness you feel when you enter a state where you do not starve, ache, or think. The moment you snap out of that haze, your hands covered in graphite and your stomach clawing at your insides for sustenance, that's the closest thing to divinity I have ever felt. I chase it even when my body deteriorates. I understand the weakness of my flesh and it does not deter me
A BUNCH OF HEADCANNONS ABOUT HOW I THINK THE SLEEPING SITUATION IN THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATION IS!
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Not nsfw but suggestive at points ~ implied poly mc! Not in any order, mostly me rambling.
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The brothers take turns rooming with MC! it switches between crashing in MCs room (which the brothers enjoy more) or crashing in the boys' room (which MC enjoys more)!
And they went day wise, kind of to make it simple, kind of cause it makes sense.
Lucifer gets Monday night, mammon Tuesday and so on. This way!
Belphie takes Sunday night, simply because he's the most likely to sleep in on Monday whereas the others are SOME DEGREE of functional (willing or unwilling)
Asmo gets Friday night. And you KNOW he takes you out clubbing simply to show you off. And to sandwich you between himself and solomon because of course he goes along with his favourite demon's whims!
They're all kinda grumpy about sharing tou, if it's Levi's night and you end up reading with Satan or yapping about your books he WILL pout. (And take it out on you at night)
Mammon and Levi are obviously the worst about it, grumbling about it from the evening until the moment they finally get you in their bed, and under their hands.
Levi would give you the silent treatment until you apologised to him with the sweetest of smiles (mostly on your knees). He pretends like he's fine with it but it sends the old insecurities hurtling back- what if his brothers were more fun anyway. A few hours of gaming and bedrotting and brainrotting together would be enough for those thoughts to disappear though. Your favourite co op games, or sometimes just the two of you doing your own thing occasionally showing each other memes until you got sleepy and he'd always mumble stuff into your neck, half awake as you went to sleep.
Mammon will keep giving you the most pathetic puppy eyes you've seen until you finally melt. He'll keep the tsundere act up until you're in his room, bent over the pool table. And even though the pattern and speed of his hips against you says otherwise, his voice would be nothing but sweet and begging as he murmured over and over how he was your first and he l-lov-liked being around you the most and you had to be with *him* when it was his turn.
Beel and Belphie's nights might as well be merged, you end up sleeping in a cuddle puddle with them most nights. You'll play with them sometimes and often end up in Levi's room because he has a better setup. However belphie is a lot less willing to share you with any of their niichans than beel is. If it's their night, he only wants you smiling and touching and kissing him and beelz atleast at night. He can and WILL give you the roughest treatment in your dreams until you wake up begging him.
Asmo would be oddly okay with you being a little late, or that's what he would want you to think. Until you actually ARE late, and he ends up in Lucifer's bedroom where you had been waiting for the new vinyl he got to end before you headed to his room for a bath. Rest assured, Lucifer was NOT happy with Asmo's behaviour in his room! 🤭 not that asmo ever minds sharing~ but his nights almost always end with you relaxing in his tub, piled high with more bubbles than seems possible
Satan would also be so pissed off if you were late though he would pretend not to be. Sighing and huffing and puffing until you were finally in his bed, tangled under the blankets and he could lay down with his head in your lap and talk to you about some niche book he found in the library, your fingers scratching his scalp as he talked. Books and tea and the occasional doomscrolling devilgram for cat videos together. Cosy cosy fun.
Lucifer. LUCIFER. this demon. He can and WILL take every opportunity to punish you. He told you to be in his room right after dinner, it doesn't matter if you were helping beel find the pudding cups. Late is late and late humans get punished. He doesn't care if you have a class early Tuesday morning. And the most ENRAGING thing is he will be up sharp and fresh, like he's not the reason you're walking wonky to class.
But not a single night goes by when you don't fall asleep without a pair of warm arms around you, and kisses pressed wherever they can. Hardly a better way to sleep anywhere
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I'll try to always write for all the brothers and the dateables to boot but i think it's quite obvious who my favourites are whoops.
Anyway <3 feel free to lemme know your thoughts or come yap whenever
Absolutely on the brink of tears as you tease him. He knows you know he's hard but you won't give him anything he wants until he finally learns to just SAY IT!
Whiny levi as he buries his face in your neck, skin actually heated red as he mumbles out how bad he wants you.
Whiny levi pouting at you, finally stammering out the actual words when you make him say it,
Sweaty and flushed and cramped in his bathtub, and he was sure he looked embarrassing but he's stopped hiding his face since you told him you love seeing his expression when he gets desperate.
He's the kind of guy who'd not even tell you when he's close because he wants to hold back until you come, even if it means thinking about unsexy things as you bounce on his dick (the longer one, further away from his pelvis) playing with the tip of the shorter curved second length.
Whiny levi as he buries his face in the crook of his elbow, hair mussed up and eyes glimmering. He could feel his come slowly dripping back down his length and out of you, but you seemed perfectly content, and maybe he wasn't that gross after all...
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WHINY LEVI SUPREMACY YALL DONT KNOW HOW BAD I NEED THIS MAN. Like I just know he cries cause the sex game is so good. And he's a whimperer.
Anyway this is my first time writing short form drabbles instead of whole planned fics like my other fandoms. I'll make a masterlist eventually when i have enough stuff
Also double dick levi forever. And ever.
I'll see what works for me over time, but always feel free to shout in the comments and give me ideas xoxo
