[tumimanchisempre]

♔

[tarantinosdeathproof]

[pvdn]

[grimmm-reeeferr]

[visitlondon]

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[ulibeanzz]

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

[justloveyourselfhoney-blog]

Happiness, not in another place but this place…not for another hour, but this hour.

Walt Whitman (via purplebuddhaproject)

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

[lazyyogi]

Pay attention to your self-talk. It shapes the voluntary aspect of your reality.

Don’t trust any of it. Negativity is poison, positivity is sugar-coating, neutrality is numbness, and none of it captures the fullness of your existence.

You are not self-talk. Live beyond the mind’s words; live outside the bounds of description.

[berserkr-daddy]

👣Choke her through her orgasm🐾

[mostlyv01d]

I feel like rly upbeat songs with depressing lyrics are like the musical equivalent of adding ‘lmao’ to the end of a negative statement so no one takes it too serously

[straightboyfriend]

all boys are demons but i want one to love me

[peace-and-awe]

[jenniferslookingglass]

There is no coming to consciousness without pain. People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.

Carl Jung (via jenniferslookingglass)

[powai-blog]

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

[andasr]

For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I don’t know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. It’s exactly what it sounds like:

1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.

2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesn’t get a vote.

3. When it’s decided, you’re called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it

Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you don’t like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.

[grimmm-reeeferr]

Pokemon Logic

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye

[foodchewer]

when i die just remember i don’t care