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p03two

P03, can you stop trying to get people to kill you.

Sincerely, Grimora

you being against it makes the least sense. get off my back

grimoratwo

I am against it because then I will more than likely be stuck with you.

sado-two

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Hey! please dont interact with the @/thespidersinurhouse account, they are our ex and our abuser who faked DID. please just. ignore them and block them, please. 👍

Oh, and happy pride month, of course! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I think I am a fairly good wingwoman. ✨

lukecardertwo

Forgive for the wait, darling. I simply had a little chat with Kaycee. They should be all yours now for a much needed conversation! It thought you were replaced by a mimic haha

-Grimora ✨

I KNOWW THEY KEPT SAYING THAT TO ME.. but thankyou grimora….

grimoratwo

Haha! Get 'em, tiger!

These people will be the second death of me I swear..

#Meant affectionately of course.

grimoratwo

SSAAAAVE ME BELLPE HEELP HELP IN NEEED OF HEEEELP

- HOBBES.

Hm?? Dear, please slow down. What is the issue? What's wrong?

kayceetwo

advice 🥺in need . heep.

grimoratwo

Oh goodness.. I am all ears, darling. I can do my best, alright? What are your woes?

SSAAAAVE ME BELLPE HEELP HELP IN NEEED OF HEEEELP

- HOBBES.

Hm?? Dear, please slow down. What is the issue? What's wrong?

dear grimora,

you have such good fashion taste! <3

how does it feel to be the best dressed of the scrybes (they don’t wear clothes i know…)

Aww, thank you, my dear! That is very kind of you. <3

Considering my fellow scrybes are constantly– in a sense– naked, I would say that it's a pretty low bar to hit, but appreciated nonetheless!

#Honestly I am flattered!

Apologies, I lost my phone for a short period of time.

vinterbg

magnificustwo

This is one of the first things I see after my arrival.

..Maybe I should take my leave once more.

p03two

l m a o

magnificustwo

Of course you would respond with that… And I mean no disrespect if you truly do have a preference for the same gender, although the poorly edited speech bubble is unprofessional.

Either way. Your response is exactly why you are my least favorite scrybe.

grimoratwo

Even I can spot the intended humor in that post. And I have been dead for heaven knows how long.

#Someone has a stick up their ass today...#Or rather has an ass made of sticks. If we are going off of accuracy when it comes down to insults as such.

challengertwo

liar. rate them on a list

....fine. fine, you want a list? here's your list

Leshy - dear god no

Ms. Grimora - she's like my gbf

Magnificus - HELL NO

P03 - no because i know all of you and most especially him are waiting for the answer to this and im straight up just going to say it. no. no. i hate him i hate him holy fuck i hate him theres no bone in my body that does not harbor any spite or vitriol towards this hunk of junk. i actually think he is the worst thing to ever exist he is mean to me he doesn't care about me. he's a smartass and know-it-all and everytime he talks i want go punch my monitor. and i know after this he's going to message me and tell me to do something stupid and i'm probably going to fucking do it because i'm spineless and a fucking doormat but that doesn't make me hate him any less. if every nerve in my body had an opinion on him they would all scream atrocities not known to the mortal tongue. i would rather get mauled by 4,637 fire ants and let my body rot in a damp wet cave than date him. fuck. fuck you. fuck y

grimoratwo

An eight hundred and ninety eight character long paragraph.

I have some news for you, darling. And you are not going to like it..

#I am sure I know what you are.#Did you know that The Nile is a river in Egypt?