MAGNIFICUS THE WISE

Scrybe of Magicks. Specialized in wisdom and the craft of art and alchemy. Master of many, overseer and founder of the College of Wizardry. I take pleasure in meeting thee. [Magnus/Mags - He/They]

[magnificustwo]

How to sign out of account.

[magnificustwo]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

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STAMPEDE-?!

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[magnificustwo]

DID YOU DIE? BRO JUST GOT MAULED

..I am fine.

[magnificustwo]

Why do you fumble the bag time and time again

I still do not know this terminology.

[leshythree]

Unpleasant sigjt

[kayceetwo]

CAN WE KILL HIM.PLEADE. PLEASE

[leshythree]

It did not work the last few times I tried

[kayceetwo]

gHFUCK. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.......I SEE....

[magnificustwo]

What is so wrong about me simply being here?

[leshythree]

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🐺🦌🦌🦌🐺🐻🐻🐻GO MY BEASTS

[magnificustwo]

GWGHXHG ??? W H AT ????????

OHGO D .

THAT’S SO MANY ANI-

[magnificustwo]

KILL YOURSELF

??????????????

[magnificustwo]

I spilled the glue ohhod ohn Icnant see m y keyboarddITS INMY EY R

[leshythree]

Unpleasant sigjt

[kayceetwo]

CAN WE KILL HIM.PLEADE. PLEASE

[leshythree]

It did not work the last few times I tried

[kayceetwo]

gHFUCK. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.......I SEE....

[magnificustwo]

What is so wrong about me simply being here?

[magnificustwo]

🧟‍♀️ boo

Frightening.

[magnificustwo]

MMMASTTER MMAGNIFICUS OONN TTHHE WEEBSSITE !!! HHELLO SSIR!!! WEEE HAAVE BBEEN EXPPECTINGG YOUU!! HELLOO !!!! - LONELY

Ah, Lonely Wizard. Yes, I return, and for a long time being, it seems. It is good to see you.

..Unrelated question. Do you happen to know who replaced my Magickal Bleach with glue, by any chance?

[challengertwo]

is that fucking Magnificus

[grimoratwo]

youre fucking kidding me

[grimoratwo]

ahem

Apologies. You caught me by surprise with that.

[challengertwo]

no, that's. definitely an appropriate reaction.

yeah, no, he's here.

[grimoratwo]

Goddammit.

[magnificustwo]

You all do realize what you post is not hidden, correct?

[challengertwo]

no yeah we know.

we want you to see this, actually. so.

🫶 always know you are hated

[magnificustwo]

I presumed that even someone as sensible as Grimora would not react so inappropriately.

You, however.. …I would not put it past you to disrespect my name as you have disrespected your own.

[challengertwo]

ok stick arms.

[magnificustwo]

Unoriginal insult. Think of something I haven’t heard.

[challengertwo]

okay. let's see. you look like if the word moss had an inferior and terribly made sequel. with the first word being so critically acclaimed that it didn't need a second one, and yet some greedy, grimy producers made a second one anyway, purely for a cash grab.

you look like the result of all of the world's nuclear waste formed into a living, breathing organism. that i think, shouldn't be alive in the first place. you defy science and biology in ways i cannot explain, and that's really fucking lame, because why can't you be a fucking normal bush person like the other bush people i've seen roaming about.

you smell like swamp and not even in the endearing way that leshy is. no. you smell like a swamp that's full of muck and mud, so full of it that all the creatures that make up an ecosystem left only you there to sit in the middle of still water. even the isopods left because of how horrible you are, not just in stench but in every way possible.

[magnificustwo]

oh

[magnificustwo]

My Magickal Bleach has not quite been working as of late. It’s.. strangely sticky, and is turning my canvases into what seems to be failed attempts of a modernized “paper mache.”

I worry that the energy radiating from P03’s area is interfering with my field of Magicks.

[magnificustwo]

Update: One of my students replaced it with glue.

Where is my Magickal Bleach. I do not find this funny.

[challengertwo]

is that fucking Magnificus

[grimoratwo]

youre fucking kidding me

[grimoratwo]

ahem

Apologies. You caught me by surprise with that.

[challengertwo]

no, that's. definitely an appropriate reaction.

yeah, no, he's here.

[grimoratwo]

Goddammit.

[magnificustwo]

You all do realize what you post is not hidden, correct?

[challengertwo]

no yeah we know.

we want you to see this, actually. so.

🫶 always know you are hated

[magnificustwo]

I presumed that even someone as sensible as Grimora would not react so inappropriately.

You, however.. …I would not put it past you to disrespect my name as you have disrespected your own.

[challengertwo]

ok stick arms.

[magnificustwo]

Unoriginal insult. Think of something I haven’t heard.

[magnificustwo]

What is going on with these “Hex” people? Reading their posts I feel as if I am watching a frozen quail attempt fire magic.

[challengertwo]

is that fucking Magnificus

[grimoratwo]

youre fucking kidding me

[grimoratwo]

ahem

Apologies. You caught me by surprise with that.

[challengertwo]

no, that's. definitely an appropriate reaction.

yeah, no, he's here.

[grimoratwo]

Goddammit.

[magnificustwo]

You all do realize what you post is not hidden, correct?

[challengertwo]

no yeah we know.

we want you to see this, actually. so.

🫶 always know you are hated

[magnificustwo]

I presumed that even someone as sensible as Grimora would not react so inappropriately.

You, however.. …I would not put it past you to disrespect my name as you have disrespected your own.

[kayceetwo]

WHATS THAT. WHAT IS THAT

[kayceetwo]

THAT LOOKS SO BAD. THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. WHAT IS THAT. WHY IS IT MOVING.

[kayceetwo]

oh it's magnificus

[magnificustwo]

Is this your poor attempt at humor?

[challengertwo]

is that fucking Magnificus

[grimoratwo]

youre fucking kidding me

[grimoratwo]

ahem

Apologies. You caught me by surprise with that.

[challengertwo]

no, that's. definitely an appropriate reaction.

yeah, no, he's here.

[grimoratwo]

Goddammit.

[magnificustwo]

You all do realize what you post is not hidden, correct?