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hi im really depressed and want to go steal but somehow my ex lifting partner has my magnet :/ and I’m pretty sure it’s conveniently lost just like my sims 4 game that my love got me for the Xbox but that’s just how things go in my world lolololol fuck me

Um has anyone watched TRINKETS??? It’s on Netflix and holy fuuuuuuuck I love it

liftingz

how do yall lift shoes???

I never have, but here’s some tips I found for you:

gringlta

Good to know...I need new shoes

WHADDUP FUCKERS

I’m still here, I’m about to revamp my wardrobe for the summer and spring 😬😬 I loooooove changing shit for the seasons. Anyways, still doing my bad bitch thing. Im dating one of the guys from work, he is a total dream omg. He was anti lifting at first and then he stole a pen from work 🤭

He made a joke about me stealing some lemons I had, which we know I did steal them bc they’re lemons and he was like lol what else can u steal?? And I said, glad you asked. I proceeded to pull open my drawer under my bed and voila. He was amazed guys omg he just looked at me like I was the coolest person ever it was great !!!

I did have to get on to the other day about being anti. He made a anti joke and not a very good one and so I snapped at him and was like, I don’t mind stealing shit for you, but if you’re with me, you have to watch my back. Also, don’t make those kinds of jokes after I steal shit for you k? And he was like yes ma’am lol

goddessgutz-deactivated20221206

I feel no remorse after stealing, I feel no pity while stealing, I feel no shame before stealing 🐸☕️

stupididiotlifts

So I’ve noticed basically all of the old lifting masterposts have broken links, so I wanted to make a newer, updated one :)

PLEASE if you go to view a link and it ends up being broken, don’t be afraid to message me and let me know. All posts creds go to post creators/source. Some sections are kind of dry, but I’ll be updating this. If I don’t update please yell at me in my inbox lmao.

TIPS & METHODS//

3 Things to Remember

‘Getting Out’

The Lifting Bag Post

Boosting 101

Concealing on Floor (Video)

Tied Sweater Method (One sweater)

Tied Sweater Method (Two Sweaters)

Hood Method

Hood Method With a Twist

Double Lined Purse Method

Lifting Facemasks Tips

Boosting Tip 1

Boosting Tip 2

How to Boost VS Panties

Tips for Beginners (HeavenlyLifter’s Guide)

Tips from an OG (Liftblurred - I think her last post before she deactivated :( rip)

Online Scamming Warning

Self Checkout Method Warning

Outfit Tips

Lifting Shoes

Hiding Hauls From Parents Tips

Random Lil Tip 1

STORES//

Starbucks

Brandy Melville

Lululemon

Sephora

CUTE POSTS//

Things to Lift for Christmas

Things to Stock Up On

Moving Out Lift List

TAGS//

Hiding Tags

Taking the Tags With You

PSA For Soft Tags

PRETTY HAULS//

1 1.2 1.4 1.6 1.8 2 2.2 2.4 2.6 2.8 3

EXTRAS//

Getting Caught Masterpost (not too sure if this is older)

Some Tips and Random Stores Masterpost

Okay guys I have a GIVENCHY tote bag in my possession. A friend of mine lifted it and told me it was some 1000$ bag and she didn’t know what to do with it. It’s not. It’s the one you get when you buy givenchy parfum at Sephora....but how much do you think I could boost it for

Remember the boy from the train??

Well he took a bus down to my city, since we’re only 3 hours away from each other actually, and we got to see each other and he bought me dinner at a really nice place and omg it was amazing. It sucked bc the next day he left to go to Air Force boot camp BUUUT he said he’d see me once he’s out and he’d write me so yay

Hi guys I luv u and I hope you get everything u want this holiday season

Aright so

I’ve got that weird avi :( so if y’all need me lmao I’m on peach as gringita

If I don’t get deleted

I’m def gonna be more harsh with blocking non lifting blogs. Like if you claim to be a lifting blog but you’ve got other shit on your blog, BLOCKED. If you have your likes and following visible, BLOCKED.

Not even gonna take the chance yano? Especially with these new nsfw rules 😒

NAKED CHERRY HAUL

Urban Decay Cherry Setting Spray - 15.00$

Urban Decay Cherry Vice Lipstick - 18.00$ x3

Urban Decay Eye Pencil - 21.00$ x2

Urban Decay Naked Cherry Highlighter and Blush Palette - 34.00$

Urban Decay Naked Cherry Palette - 49.00$

💵🎄TOTAL - 194.00$ 🎄💵

This is probably the last haul I’m gonna post, if I don’t get deleted sksksks.

OKAY SO

I’m getting on my train to chicaga, and I’m sat next to this, from what I can see, angsty teen. He’s like wearing a trench coat and all this shit so I’m like on guard right? SIKE half way thru the trip, there’s this poor baby that just won’t stop crying so I turned to him and offered him some of my (stolen) wine. He accepts and we start chatting right???

K so then we go into the cafe car bc coach is hot af and like I was playing with his hair and omg it was so dry, so I was like hey I can get out these knots, Ive got coco butter.

So im doing his hair and shit (I know it’s weird but we hit it off really well) and he’s talking about how he was walking around the train and found an empty sleeper car, so lmao naturally, we go to the sleeper car.

We’re chatting and all that and like I decide to lay next to him and we went from 0-50 dude like hand up my shirt were making out it’s great. BOMB DICK BTW. Then we spent the next 3 hours, naked, telling each other secrets and healing.

We eventually go back to coachclass and fall asleep practically on top of each other. Our train gets into Chicago and we both have long lay overs so we venture into the city.

He bought me lunch, we tried to make our way around the city, with much fail. My train left first so he waited with me until it was time to board and we hugged but we didn’t say goodbye... :)

WHO WANTS TO HEAR A CRAZY ASS STORY??!

i-lift-bro

Shoplifting Laws By State in US

-Alabama

-Alaska

-Arizona

-Arkansas

-California

-Colorado

-Connecticut

-Delaware

-Florida

-Georgia

-Hawaii

-Idaho

-Illinois

-Indiana

-Iowa

-Kansas

-Kentucky

-Louisiana

-Maine

-Maryland

-Massachusetts

-Michigan

-Minnesota

-Mississippi

-Missouri

-Montana

-Nebraska

-Nevada

-New Hampshire

-New Jersey

-New Mexico

-New York

-North Carolina

-North Dakota

-Ohio

-Oklahoma

-Oregon

-Pennsylvania

-Rhode Island

-South Carolina

-South Dakota

-Tennessee

-Texas

-Utah

-Vermont

-Virginia

-Washington

-West Virginia

-Wisconsin

-Wyoming

Taken from the National Association for Shoplifting Prevention (oh, the irony)

Know your state, know the risks. I can’t stress enough how important this is for everyone; it can be the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony, probation or jail time. While getting caught shoplfting is awful, we do so knowing the risks. Stay safe everyone.

princessklepto

bless ur soul

liftinlolita

god bless

freedomshopping

Also great for when you’re traveling

gringlta

Heuheuheuh

@peachy-shoplifting I miss u so much bby omg I hate lifting without uuuu but I’m gonna bring gifts!

IM IN THE WINDY CITY!!!

wheres that post of the shoplifting laws by state

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