Local Bear Apologist

Perhaps our employment should of been extended. [Malcolm. He/They.]

[happy-little-worker]

Howdy! (it’s 1am for me rn goodness)

My name is Malcolm and this is my Splatoon blog! My pronouns are He/They and I’m 20 y/o. I’ve been a Splatoon fan since Splatoon 2 launched and I regret passing up on Splatoon 1. Now I’m a Splatoon lore and music junkie that obsessed over small details in the series!

I’m currently in my Mr. Grizz Apologist Era so please forgive me for that, it’s just one of them days. My favorite idol is Big Man, favorite group is Off The Hook, and I’m a fairly competitive Splatoon player when I’m not squealing over cute fanfic. I ship.. most of what every one else ships. Agent 24, Pearlina, Frye x Shiver is neat, Cuttletavio is underrated. M4rie is weird to me but some hc Agent 4 as an adult so it’s whatever.

Anyway I’m hoping to get to know some cool folks.

[grizz-tide]

I MADE A BLOG FOR MY SPLATOON SHENANIGANS (the one I’m using currently is a side blog)

[ammoknight-deactivated20180807]

splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

[grizz-tide]

Yeah

[cuddledhormone]

Ever since I found out deep cut is essentially the equivalent of like podcasters it made me think of this video 

[pokeattorney]

I'm going to throw up they're so funny

[grizz-tide]

Shiver was getting flashbacks to Agent 3 in the domes or something

[zzariyo]

No one, not even capitalist bears, are safe from my whore behaviors

[grizz-tide]

As a society we need to brainstorm Mr. Grizz x Tartar ship names.

Could be a name combination.. could be something to do with ooze.. could be anything we just need something

[makeshiftvoiid]

this is so. out of charaxter but i just think it would be silly if tartar made grizz pick up tje phone to tell him things

[grizz-tide]

This was suppose to be a Splatoon side blog but.. what if I turn it into an Grizz ask-blog hmm

[grizz-tide]

Just watched Takotsubo Heartbeat Animatic that focuses on some Marina lore and backstory. Do watch it it’s amazing. And I was thinking about how Marina is probably one of the strongest/most capable characters we know.

She chooses the safe life now and I love her for that but back underground she was part of the Wasabi Unit. She was a Combat Engineer but it was still Octavio’s personal unit, not to mention she was also an Elite Octoling, with the kelp/seaweed(?) on her hair tentacles, and very notorious throughout all of Octavian society. She must have been a menace.

[v-didomi]

Splatoon 3 players when a Big Run finally happens and the basket is in the middle of Inkblot Art Academy

[grizz-tide]

Y’all are inching very close to Mr Grizz x Tartar…

…inch faster because I need the mentally ill ship now