grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
it’s a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”
getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there
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A truly magnificent creature. (via artisticapis)
when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job
I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this
Me in math class