wendy testaburger

s i d e b l o g

[sandcvstles]

cut songs from hamilton meme.

“i’ve gotta stop a homicide.”

“no one knows who you are or what you do.”

“i always considered you a friend.”

“your pride will be the death of us all.”

“what in the hell was that?”

“you better have another punch to throw!”

“you could let it go.”

“ stay alive for me.”

“let other people be cynical - let it go!”

“you’re smiling because you know i’m right.”

“how lucky you are to be alive right now.”

“the reality is not a pretty picture, kids.”

“congratulations.”

“you have invented a new kind of stupid.”

“truly, you didn’t think this through? kind of stupid.”

“i begged you to take a break, you refused to.”

“you’re so scared of what your enemies will do to you.”

“you’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to.”

“don’t dignify school yard taunts with a response.”

“that doesn’t wipe the tears of the years away.”

“i’m not here for you.”

“i will choose (her/his/their) happiness over mine.”

“(name) is the best thing in our lives.”

“i’ll be here for you.”

“there are ten things you need to know.”

“most disputes die and no one shoots!”

“your last chance to negotiate.”

“i want the world to know what i intended to do.”

“i know this puts me in a difficult spot.”

“i’ve got to throw away my shot.”

[grlzrule]

@apathcia

that was way too many cupcakes and way too much effort to be spent on him, but for once craig keeps his cynicism to himself. he takes a cupcake, licking the frosting off first like some sort of heathen. an arm wraps around her shoulders, squeezing the opposite side and jostling her a little. “thanks.”

mission accomplished , she’d say .     lo’ and behold the world’s greatest cynic is capable of gratitude without grumpiness .     confectionery treats are the weakness , she knew it all along .     a broad smile and a hefty chuckle the next minute , she’s jostled and enjoying every second of craig’s somewhat jovial reaction .     ‘     of course ! i know it’s a lot , but i figured you might enjoy taunting everyone else that their yours and they can’t have any .     ‘

[grlzrule]

@apathcia  |  happy birthday

low key , but definitely not low key , wendy slides a plate forward .     says nothing , simply because the plate she’s slipped forward has a plethora of homemade fancy decorated cupcakes that let craig know she’s saying happy birthday .

[i-moved]

Reblog if you’re an active South Park roleplay blog as of January 2019

[grlzrule]

@apathcia

he fixed a flat look on her. ❛  i’m more of a blue man, myself.  ❜ not that pink was the WORST color. it was just bright and all over the place. craig always favored more muted things, stuff that drew less attention. besides, the color reminded him of his metro phase and while he had most definitely ROCKED that look, the whole thing was a little cringe inducing.

shoving that to the very back of his mind craig hopped into her bubblegum beast of vehicle. ❛   i want you to know if your music sucks i’m jumping out. ❜ it wasn’t an idle threat and it certainly wouldn’t be the first time craig tucker had flung himself from a moving vehicle.

also partial to blue , wendy COULD point out that they do share some similar tastes .     but , craig would find some grumpy way of deflecting a comment like that .     

‘ hey , my taste in music is fine ! ‘     her vehicle may be pink and her sport may be cheer , HOWEVER , wendy was FAR from some tweenie beiberette or swift fan .     ‘ i’ll make sure to set the child locks so you don’t hurt yourself . ‘     she smirks , teasing him for his crap comment .

[exusemedidistutter]

[grlzrule]

@stanground

This had nothing to do with proving himself. It was simple. He wanted to know if something still lingered between them. No, he needed to know. Did she still love him? His own feelings hadn’t dissipated. They wouldn’t vanish over the course of a few months. He’s not sure how obvious he made it. He didn’t want everyone thinking he was a desperate fool, although the more time he wasted worrying about what people thought the more he realized how foolish he’d been. Their current friendship had people talking anyway.

It wasn’t ridiculous! Not at all.

This was his chance and realized quickly that he is blowing it! It could be the last time such an opportunity would present itself to him neatly wrapped with a pretty little bow. And if things didn’t turn out as he hoped, well there was always playing it off. It would sting, sure, but he had to stop being so wishy-washy. He couldn’t let his nerves get the better of him.

He had to just act!

Stan leans in close to her, tucking a few loose strands of her long dark hair behind her ear before he brushes their lips together. It’s not particularly romantic. It’s short and sweet. And despite how quickly it came to an end he stays close trying to read her expression.

it did cross her mind momentarily how silly an argument this was ; or what it had turned into .     fighting over a kiss .     a little absurd , was it not ?     the fact she felt foolish to begin with , it didn’t help .     it had been as if she put her own foot in her mouth . in the moment this all started , the climax had finally come .     just as wendy was about to withdraw from the conflict , stan leaned forward .     the gesture alone stifles wendy , her breath withheld in a short notice .     a heavy lump seem to form in her throat , goosebumps gradually pop up on her arms in a race to her neck .     the touch of stan’s digits combing a few loose hairs behind her ear induce the shiver that faintly tickles down her spine . and even though the kiss to brush up against her lips had been short and simple , her pulse quickened and the sensation of her heartbeat seem to throb in her ear .     lashes flutter open when the warmth of his lips are no longer felt ‘pon her own .     silence lingers whilst her gaze bashfully looks away , tilting her jaw away to hide the faint smile attempting to creep up .

[gahsing]

get it dance practice

[grlzrule]

@mediacide

                           a  hand  comes  up  to  briefly  cover  her  smile  as  she  lets  out  a  soft  giggle  .    it  was  nice  to  hear  her  efforts  were  paying  off  .    getting  back  on  her  vegan  diet  ,    washing  her  skin  both  in  the  morning  and  at  night  .    she  really  was  beginning  to  feel  healthy  again  .

                           ❝      just  soap  and  hot  water  ,    really  .      ❞   she  tucks  a  strand  of  loose  hair  behind  her  ear  before  returning  both  arms  to  her  sides  .    ❝      thanks  for  noticing !      ❞

there had to be a trick in there somewhere .     wendy could hardly believe the routine would be that simple .     just soap and hot water , yet here she is with her charcoal mud masks and beauty serums . ‘ anytime ! i can’t believe that’s all it took . ‘     it had been such a long time     (     since mostly her eric days     )     where wendy had at all hung out with heidi .     she remembers when they use to have group sleep overs and do girly things like spa treatments and nails .     older now , maybe it wasn’t too late to rekindle a friendship .     ‘ if you want , we can sit together at lunch and catch up . . . if you’re for that . . . ‘

[grlzrule]

@apathcia

he shrugged, ❛  i always sound upset, it’s my default tone of voice.  ❜ no, this was different than being upset. it was simply mildly perturbed ACCEPTANCE. his fate was sealed. there was no getting out of it, but hey at least he was only being drug to the pet store and not halfway across the world.

craig followed her to her car, a garish thing, but it was kind of amazing due to that. not that he’d mention that. didn’t want her to go getting any ideas. ❛  i take it you got tired of losing this thing in parking lots, huh.  ❜

‘ very true . ‘     agreeing , because he was right ; wendy found it AMUSING when craig simply went along with things whilst keeping his unenthusiastic personality .     one would think that NO was in his vocabulary .     you know , an answer to match that sparkling demeanor . ‘ on the contrary , since my rover is the best vehicle ever , it needed the best colour . ‘     of course craig had not been wrong , it was very easy to find her car ; but pink was obviously the right choice .

[sweetcoupleseverywhere]

[grlzrule]

@heartscng

when he’s met with her hugs, stan doesn’t retract or make any kind of startled noise to show DISCOMFORT. ( you cannot show what doesn’t exist, after all. ) warm, strong, comforting arms wrap around the lithe frame of the girl before him, and he rests his cheek on the crown of her head, closing his eyes and smiling happily.

only when he realizes that the bag hanging from his arm could cause some sort of uncomfort does he pull away, shifting a bit and briefly (as if not to make her uncomfortable, as they’d only just reunited) cupping her cheeks in his hands and offering a bright, patriotic smile– encouraging her to do the same. hands fall to his sides, and he pockets one of them into his loose jeans.

     ‘ i’ve got popcorn, pop, some candy, and the best huggin’ arms this side of the mississippi. ’ stan proudly informs her, stretching his legs a bit by rising up onto the balls of his feet. ‘ let’s get ‘operation: make wendy feel good about herself again’ rolling, okay? ’

just like old times.

her tense shoulders relax once in the comfort of stanley’s warm embrace .     paralyzed in her stance , fingers curl into the soft fabric ‘pon his back .     a part of her feels sturdy , leaning into his tall build .     it is this solace , this nostalgic sensation , wendy feels as though she could cry .     doing so would make her feel all the more better .     she isn’t alone , she is not without comfort ; stan is here . his subtle shifts go unnoticed , too focused on wanting her sorrow to melt away .     and when stan peels away to cups her cheeks , wendy tilts her head , the weight of it sinking into his hold .     lids slip close briefly , savoring his touch and letting his voice sooth over her anxiety .     amber hues are met with that all time patriotic smile , her lips cracking just slightly into a smile .  ‘ . . . thanks , stan . ‘     her gaze lifted , meeting his pretty eyes ; and wendy can sense the promise that comes from them .     stan was here until she felt better , one-hundred percent .     ‘ i’ll go put in a movie , if you want to get the popcorn ready . ‘

[grlzrule]

@stanground

“Sure…?” If that was even possible. He thinks not, not with the way things currently stand but he knows deep down he doesn’t care as much whether Heidi is happy or not. It’s none of his concern. It doesn’t mean that he wishes awful things upon her but could anyone really be happy in a relationship with someone like Scott? Of course, he knows that Wendy wouldn’t comprehend what he has against the red-head. He didn’t go around making a list of grievances or complaining about the shit the guy put him through.

“Look, let’s forget about Heidi and whatever it is. Okay? I tried being her friend and it didn’t work. And that’s it. There’s nothing else I can do…”

‘ yeah , fine . . . whatever . ‘     stan had been the one to bring up the topic , it seemed very like him to attempt at not being involved or not caring to be .     dropping the subject , her mood isn’t really all peaches and rainbows to focus on carryin a conversation .     wendy had a lot of work to catch up on and do , maybe it would be best if they picked up whatever , tomorrow .     ‘ listen , i’m . . . i have some homework to finish . i’ll see you tomorrow . ‘     fingers brush over her shoulder to flip her hair back .     ‘ save me a seat at lunch , i’ll join you, kay . ‘

[grlzrule]

@apathcia

“How kind of you.” Oh boy being stuck in the car with Wendy and her probably bad tastes in music was not how he wanted to spend his afternoon. Was he putting a stop to it? Nope. “Well what are we waiting for — let’s go.” It’s not so much excitement as it is ‘lets get this over with’.

she was pretty kind .     well she tried to be anyway ; mostly toward her friends , of course .     pulling her keys out , the jingle whilst being dangled .     she’s ready to go .     ' don’t sound so upset , craig. ‘     she’s not twisting his arm , but she’ll poke fun at his moody indifference .

[grlzrule]

[heartscng]

♬ | @grlzrule ( i didn't see this / and if you're willing to do it later at some point , i would love it ^^ <3 )

sing, sing to me, sing me something i need!   /  not accepting.survey says!: as long as you love me - MAX ( justin beiber cover )

     the socked feet pressed against the carpet on the floor of stan’s ( & wendy’s, unofficially ) apartment made for electric kisses and giggles that were even more so. one hand on his girlfriend’s waist and the other interlocked in her fingers, stan sways them back and forth as some dinky song or two plays on the stereo under his TV. top-40 hits were repetitive in nature, stan had decided, and composed of the same five chords.

     don’t go, stan had told her those many months ago, between dark-blue bedsheets and afterglow. her fingers had threaded through his hair as he pressed his face to her stomach, nosing against her like she was something precious (and of course, she was.)

    don’t go, he pleaded with her as she stood to take a shower (one that, eventually, stan had joined her in). don’t go, he whispered to her when she was crying over the fact that she returned to her university campus in a few weeks. go, and be back. don’t just go.

    and she always was. as often as she could without fear of wasting gas or missing school/work, wendy testaburger had ended up right where stan marsh thought she belonged: in his arms. often was it that she spent weekends at his apartment, fall breaks and summer vacations– if she wasn’t with stan, she was with bebe, which was a ten minute drive away. she would go, and do great things at her work, and then she’d be back, and soon enough, they’ll go together– to wherever her greatness takes them. and he’s okay with that.

     ‘ i like this song, ’  she had mentioned once stan was pulled from his thoughts, and he nods in agreement, though it wasn’t until she asked her second question did the song actually make some semblance of sense. ‘ do you know it? ’  she asked,  ‘ will you sing for me? ’

    as if he could say no to those eyes. that smile. that face. those lips. a little fuzzy on the lyrics of the song, stan hummed along until the bridge hit (unfortunately, the song was about halfway through by the time wendy had asked her question), and with the same passion as the source singer, he belted out the lyrics for her:

i don’t know if this makes sense, but, you’re my hallelujahgive me a time and place and i’ll rendezvous youi’ll fly you to it, i’ll beat you there, girl, you know i got youus, trust: a couple things i can’t spell without ‘u’now we on top the world, cause that’s just how we doused to tell me sky’s the limit, now sky’s our point of view

now we steppin’ out like —- WHOA, GOD,cameras point at you, ask me what’s my best sidestand back and point at you, you, youthe one that i’ll argue with never feel like i need a new girl to be bothered with‘cause the grass ain’t always greener on the other sideand i know, baby, we got issues, true, true, trueand i’d rather work on us with you than start over with someone newand as long as you love me, we could be starvingwe could be homeless, we could be brokeas long as you love me, i’ll be your platinumi’ll be your silver, i’ll be your gold.

and of course, his miniature performance, as always, is finished with a kiss on her lips.

[haharlarious]

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