who up sexualising the grotesque
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who up sexualising the grotesque
You tell the pizza guy you don't have any money and want to pay in pussy and he just breaks down crying. You were his thirteenth job of the day, after also doing lyft and Doordarsh and task rabbit, and honestly like, the sentiment is nice, he WOULD like some intimacy (he's so tired by the end of the day, he can't even masturbate and anyways he feels so disconnected from his body, it's like a tool for capitalism and he struggles to view it as something capable of pleasure) but honestly, if you could PLEASE just give him $20 so he can afford something off the value menu at McDonald's. And you feel so miserable, like damn, you and the pizza guy end up splitting the pizza and just talking, and he tells you about his lifelong dream of taking up scuba diving and you tell him about your little etsy business that you do on top of your office job, and for a moment the human connection is enough for the both of you. Yall still fuck. Five stars, delivery driver was considerate, flexible and was open to pegging.
William Gibson could have written this in 1990.
âDo you want to go into deep sea or space?â NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.Â
(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together
(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together
mr krabsâs license to kill expires tomorrow
anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph
honestly i was obsessed with LC for this (before my time as @teamlynda)
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i call my parents and say âyeah i canât do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for schoolâ and i e-mail my professor and say âi canât do my assignments tonight, work got crazyâ and i text my boss and say âsorry i canât work late tonight, i gotta some family stuffâ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like âhand wash only/tumble dry on lowâ son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy
HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse
they should invent joints that donât hurt