glormbus demilitarized zone of southwest glormbass

named for Elbert Gary of judiciary fame

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what if i wished you a SCARY christmas. what then, huh?

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curse you jpeg mouse

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and then adam driver turned towards the camera and said, "wow i guess this really is a megalopolis"

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HOLY SHIT IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM

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stop anthropromorphizing boats dawg, they have it hard enough

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going to post on the internet

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i can't take the terrifier film series seriously because, like, imagine getting killed by a dude named "art the clown". like, yeah, i'll be in unimaginable pain when you're killing me, but it'll mostly be from embarrassment out of being killed by a guy named "art the clown"

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why did they yassify brigette from pokemon box

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did Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge create the trope of "people becoming their halloween costume"

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they should write more songs about cleveland, ohio

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how is everyone in namibia doing today

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beetlejuice 3 should have every character played by michael buble

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shoutout to that guy in high school who tried to gatekeep mozart i hate you zach

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not once does Jimmy Buffett blame anyone besides himself in Margaritaville

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franz kafka would've loved Penthouse magazine

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i hate those videos that are like "(X) CHARACTER BEING (X) FOR (AMOUNT OF TIME)"

who is watching these?? why do you feel the need to label them like that, jesus christ shut UP

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you dont know HALF the shit i'd do for a klondike bar