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KIROKAZE
Claire Keane

Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
i don't do bad sauce passes

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ulyana sergeenko fw19
the dichotomy between the fat actors in the cats trailer being silly and buffoonish and the thin actors in the cats trailer being sexy and seductive is really upsetting, but less for the regular reasons and more because it implies we as the general audience are supposed to find any of these horrible facemelded cat homunculi fuckable
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
“women can’t drive”
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
“women never shut up”
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
“women are shallow”
Lol next
“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion
“women are too emotional”
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.
Don’t know if I agree or not, but it’s definitely an interesting point.
the nice thing about statistics is that you don’t actually have to agree with them in order for them to be true
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous
Glynis Johns as the wonderful Winifred Banks in Mary Poppins (1964)
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
Patient: how'd the operation go, doc?
Doctor: omg check my FAQ pls xoxo
jesus
straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this
stop spreading this rude ass meme
David Tennant: Genuinely sees the show as a buddy comedy. Always acknowledges that the two characters deeply love each other (and has stated Crowley loves Aziraphale and that's how he played him) but believes the type of love is left to the viewer's interpretation. Overall encourages fans to have their own interpretation in every way and is well aware that the characters lend themselves to shipping.
Michael Sheen: *screaming from the rooftops* THEY ARE IN LOVE. I PLAYED AZIRAPHALE AND HE IS IN LOVE WITH CROWLEY. CROWLEY LOVES AZIRAPHALE. HE IS SOFT AND LOVING UNDERNEATH THE SNARK. THEY CANNOT CONTAIN THIS LOVE. YOU KNOW THEY ARE IN LOVE AND HERE IS A LIST OF MY FAVORITE FICS AND LINKS TO MY FAVORITE FANART
So I bought lemonade from these little girls’ lemonade stand and as I was leaving one of them yelled “You’re welcome for the lemonade and good luck fighting the dragon!” so now I’m slightly concerned about how the rest of my day is going to go
Getting the lemonade was clearly the start of your fantasy quest.
you know when your on the verge of a mental breakdown/crying and someone tries to talk to you so you just feel like
@ anyone considering cutting their hair short: do it
ineffable husbands + the onion headlines
me: i reject materialism. Im literally not buying anything ever again as it cannot make me happy. what i own should not define me
a tshirt with like idk a tiny strawberry on it: 🍓 :)
me: well i absolutely must have this or i will literally die in agony.
me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks
me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓
“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone