fake

twice your daily recommended intake of salt

[ruinedchildhood]

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[whatheballs]

you had to be there

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[parlezvousladybug]

He just says “AAAAA-roN” so indignantly like he can’t believe his own mouth. 🤣

[nautilus1996]

 i think we can be evil. as a treat

[slaughtertime-deactivated202308]

we?

[nautilus1996]

we :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[mrsluthordanvers]

the article just keeps getting better

[higgzorz]

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[toffeeeswirls]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[wayneradiotv]

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

[wayneradiotv]

you know what i meant

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coltre]

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

[seesalt]

Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline 

Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want

[jupitersolstice-deactivated2019]

When u meet lady gaga but someone in the group chat is getting roasted

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation