[anthoniejcrowley]

#me when it’s finally october

[zrpants]

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner's kermit

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[iloveyoucallmeback-deactivated2]

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[mens-rights-activia]

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

[pissyelliott]

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

[fresh2definitely]

Keep Dancing Baby…

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[catloafs]

trucks look so funny without their asses

[catloafs]

what’s he haulin? not ass, i’ll tell you that

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[catchymemes]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[roach-works]

the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened. 

[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid]

Even though I'm vegetarian i shall reblog the Revenge Meatloaf™

[cherrygrenade]

As shall I

[femcassidy]

so tired of this constant demonization of sexy jewish werewolves

[femcassidy]

so it turns out this isnt what “sjw” means