HEELLLOOO

[fiahlamaha-deactivated20200226]

there’s so much joy in living a private life. looking really pretty and not posting it, going to a new city and not telling anyone, getting a fancy dinner by yourself dressed up…. like it just feels like life.. i feel alive and less preformative

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze

[wum]

[tankaramo]

me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

[museum-of-idiots]

I have never identified with anyone as much as I do with this man

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[toastbutteregg]

[memescomedy]

[neotravis]

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

[tastefullyoffensive]

[autohaste]

why do men spit so much? can’t stand the taste of their own lies? 

[miridai]

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[chadwicc]

[cheese24k]

artist animates over real life with sharpies, whiteout, & cels

[humanityinahandbag]

THIS IS SICK AS HELL

[claraschinman]

my fbi agent watching my deadlines get closer