lil ole me here

READ THE ME PAGE IF U WANT TO STALK ME OR THE LIFE PAGE TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS BLOG CONTAINS OR GO TO THE CATECHIZE ME PAGE AND SEND ME MESSAGES IF YOU'RE BORED OR YOU WANT TO TALK IDK I'M ALMOST ALWAYS ON TUMBLR SO I WILL MOST PROBbly respond immediately HERE IS MY INSTAGRAM TOO IF U WANT TO STALK ME EVEN MORE .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-v-24 { width: 137px; height: 24px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-v-24 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/[email protected]); background-size: 160px 178px; } }

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[thebootydiaries]

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i’m pregnant.

[jestergal]

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

[yugirimistwalker]

Mickey is short for Micholas

[eggzaki]

there really isn’t anything wrong with swearing

[eggzaki]

if u say “i can’t even adult today” that’s 100 times more offensive than saying fuck

[markv5]

Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

[morethanwords229]

looking at this makes me feel calmer

[gharibajameel]

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

[miiriya]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[churchyardgrim]

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

[antis-are-abusive]

There’s BallotReady!

It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.

very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.

[emilysidhe]

League of Women voters lets you put in your address and they show you a sample ballot with an unbiased list of each candidate’s major experience and positions AND a pro/con list for ballot initiatives.

[psyanko]

As a cat owner, I can confirm 50% of the time I am kissing my cats soft head and telling her how much she means me, and the other 50% I’m angrily telling her not to eat plastic

[pollytipsy]

[redmachasacorns-deactivated2018]

Not a single lie in sight……

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[doujinshi]

[popculturediedin2009]

[dicaeopolis]

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]