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Wish I could be. . . ♪ Indepedent Ariel from Disney's "The Little Mermaid" !! settings: mutuals only! spotty activity. treasured by Red

[rpmusingsnmore]

HOME ALONE ( 1990 ) 

feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  or  subjects  (or  reverse).      dialogue taken from the movie home alone.

❛  who stole the hair dryer?  ❜

❛  you're not ready, are you?  ❜

❛  the big kids can. why can't i?  ❜

❛  it's not even rated r.  ❜

❛  hang up the phone and make me!  ❜

❛  didn't we talk about that?  ❜

❛  did i burn down the joint? i don't think so.  ❜

❛  are your folks home?  ❜

❛  all kids, no parents. probably a fancy orphanage.  ❜

❛  i don't know how to pack a suitcase. i've never done it once in my whole life!  ❜

❛  what was i supposed to do? shake his hand and say, "congratulations, you're an idiot"?  ❜

❛  excuse me, puke - breath.  ❜

❛  you're what the french call "les incompetents."  ❜

❛  this house is so full of people, it makes me sick! ❜

❛  don't you know how to knock, phlegm - wad?  ❜

❛  i wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!  ❜

❛  am i under arrest or somethin'?  ❜

❛  does santa have to go through customs?  ❜

❛  what is the matter with you?  ❜

❛  you're such a disease.  ❜

❛  why do i get treated like scum?  ❜

❛  he wets the bed. he'll pee all over me. i know it.  ❜

❛  everyone in this family hates me!  ❜

❛  i don't want any family. ❜

❛  i don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life.  ❜

❛  i wish they all would just disappear.  ❜

❛  shut up! i need a head count.  ❜

❛  [name], don't be a moron.  ❜

❛  you be positive. i'll be realistic. ❜

❛  i made my family disappear.  ❜

❛  [name], i'm going through all your private stuff.  ❜

❛  all right, [name], but what about my money?  ❜

❛  i'm gonna give you to the count of ten … to get your ugly, no-good keister off my property … before I pump your guts full of lead.  ❜

❛  one, two ... ten.  ❜

❛  keep the change, you filthy animal  ❜

❛  if it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.  ❜

❛  which way?  ❜

❛  hey, i'm not afraid anymore!  ❜

❛  i'm a criminal.  ❜

❛  you left the water running, didn't ya?  ❜

❛  what's wrong with you? why do you do that?  ❜

❛  it's our calling card.  ❜

❛  you're sick, y'know that? you're really sick.  ❜

❛  that's a sick thing to do! we don't need that kind of heat.  ❜

❛  don't tell me what to do!  ❜

❛  santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy.  ❜

❛  i don't like the way that kid looked at me. did you see that?  ❜

❛  he's so little and helpless.  ❜

❛  if you come back, i'll never be a pain in the butt again.  ❜

❛  i didn't mean it.  ❜

❛  you think i'd be here alone? i don't think so.  ❜

❛  'cause you're a stranger.  ❜

❛  last night the place was jumpin'.  ❜

❛  get the hell outta here.  ❜

❛  i don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away!  ❜

❛  somebody beat us to the job, they're in there!  ❜

❛  i recognised one of their voices.  ❜

❛  that's a good idea.  ❜

❛  of course it's a good idea.  ❜

❛  no, no, no. no way. ❜

❛  look, i have been awake for 60 hours.  ❜

❛  i'm tired and i'm dirty.  ❜

❛  now you're telling me it's hopeless?  ❜

❛  i think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartner.  ❜

❛  ever since i laid my eyes on that house, i wanted it.  ❜

❛  let's take it one step at a time.  ❜

❛  you're afraid of the dark, too. you know you are.  ❜

❛  try it! try it! try it! try it!  ❜

❛  what's next, rabies shots for the easter bunny?  ❜

❛  here, hold out your little paw there.  ❜

❛  there you go. don't spoil your dinner. ❜

❛  you don't have to be afraid. ❜

❛  there's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it's true. okay?  ❜

❛  this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself.  ❜

❛  how you feel about family is a complicated thing. ❜

❛  if you miss them, why don't you call them?  ❜

❛  i'm afraid if i call, they won't talk to me.  ❜

❛  there's weird stuff down there, and it smells funny.  ❜

❛  i found out it's not so bad.  ❜

❛  you won't have to be afraid anymore.  ❜

❛  just give it a shot.  ❜

❛  this is my house. i have to defend it.  ❜

❛  yeah, he's a kid. kids are stupid.  ❜

❛  bless this nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale.  ❜

❛  we know that you're in there and that you're all alone.  ❜

❛  we're not gonna hurt you.  ❜

❛  the little jerk is armed!  ❜

❛  that smart aleck.  ❜

❛  you little creep, where are you?  ❜

❛  i'll rip his head off!  ❜

❛  oh, no! i'm really scared.  ❜

❛  it's too late for you, kid.  ❜

❛  okay! come and get me!  ❜

❛  why, you! now you're dead! ❜

❛  why the hell'd you take your shoes off?  ❜

❛  why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?  ❜

❛  you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?  ❜

❛  ooh, you're missin' some teeth.  ❜

❛  [name], don't move.  ❜

❛  did i get him? where is it?  ❜

❛  here, how do you like it?! huh?! you jerk!  ❜

❛  maybe he committed suicide.  ❜

❛  down here, you big horse's ass!  ❜

❛  i'm not goin' out the window.  ❜

❛  why, you scared? are you afraid? ❜

❛  get out of the way, you dope!  ❜

❛  hiya, pal.  ❜

❛  we outsmarted ya this time.  ❜

❛  what are we gonna do to him?  ❜

❛  we'll do exactly what he did to us.  ❜

❛  first, i'm gonna bite off every one of these little fingers, one at a time.  ❜

❛  maybe we shouldn't talk about this.  ❜

[ ACTIONS ] ; send to perform an action with the receiver. the more specific, the better!

[ SLIT ] to make a throat slitting gesture to receiver. [ SPILL ] to spill soda on the lap of the receiver. [ SHOPLIFT ] to shoplift a store with the receiver. [ FIRECRACKER ] to abruptly set off fireworks near the receiver. [ THIEVERY ] to be stealing from a place where the receiver can see. [ HIDE ] to be found under the bed by the receiver. [ PEER PRESSURE ] to try to convince the receiver to do something. [ TIC TAC ] to pour some tic-tacs into the palm of the receiver. [ TRAP ] to walk into traps set by the receiver. [ BANG ] to shoot receiver with a bb gun. [ BRAND ] to leave a branded image on receiver's skin. [ CAPTURE ] to grab hold of the receiver and not let them go.

[grottogiirl]

and if I said I miss my girl what then

[grottogiirl]

[tcthinecwnself]

"I found my grandmother. And I guess .... also myself?"

[grottogiirl]

" .. Your grandmother .. ?"

Gasp. "A rescue mission! You were rescuing her???"

[tcthinecwnself]

"Uh - well, being inside the wolf was dark and gross and ... slimy? But also a little exciting, if uh, if that makes sense?"

[grottogiirl]

"Did you find anything good?" A kindred spirit in thrill seeking? Hmm!

[grottogiirl]

[grottogiirl]

ariel makes me sign on for .9 seconds so she can like posts validating her father being a horrible, horrible person.

[dailymerfolk]

[prettyscar]

Washed up from a shipwreck. Oh, the poor thing. We’ll have you feeling better in no time.

[grottogiirl]

“Well, I think it was very sweet.”

[marighoul]

🐚Mother of Pearl🐚

[grottogiirl]

tcthinecwnself‌:

And she’s running at him. Quasimodo instinctively takes a instinctive, cautious step back. Though his smile returns as she compliments his work. It was rare that he gets compliments. Sure, his friends complimented him, but they were his guardians, it was kind of their job.

“Yeah, you - you like them?” He sets the house down in its proper place. “I did! Here’s the bakery, and that’s where the new book shop is.” He points with a giant finger to the delicate and tiny areas. “I had more made, but – I’m gonna rebuild it all.”

“Are you kidding? Oho -- ! I love them!” She can’t hide her excitement if she tried. Her eyes are following everywhere he points, repressing the silent urge to pluck up everything he shows her to get a closer look. Her curious nature is eventually going to become a gentle Godzilla for Quasi’s little town! “That looks exactly like the bakery ---- and that looks like the book shop you showed me!” 

Ariel sinks to the floor with arms folding neatly on the table, admiring blue eyes looking over the town in repair with a fond grin. “It’s so beautiful.. I knew the human world had many magical things, but.. to be able to make this with your own hands.” Merpeople had their crafts too, but wood is so much more different than coral and shell. This is a whole new branch, if you will. “You’re amazing. Where did you learn to do something so wonderful?”

[artofdisney]

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DELETED DISNEY SONGS "One Dance" sung by Jodi Benson as Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" Intended to be sung internally by Ariel as she is being shown around the town by Eric, imagining the day when the pair will share their first dance and find their happily ever after despite their differences. Though recorded, the song was dropped because it was thought that because Ariel wasn't singing to Eric, and was instead singing to herself, child audiences may have found the song confusing.

[disneyobsessed1901]

I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things, could be bad.

[grottogiirl]

endless-toybox‌:

“No…” Aion softly mumbles. He rejects the concept of doing anything as he retreats into the safety of the kotatsu.

“No?” Introducing Ariel to a kotatsu was possibly one of the biggest mistakes, because despite how active a woman she is --- the kotatsu is one way to efficiently slow her role and make her retreat into chill mode. You’d think otherwise due to her mermaid core, but.......................... being human kinda sucks when you lose everything cool that came with the original functionality - including the warmth from fat. “No what?”

[grottogiirl]

hcdgepcdge‌:

“Aw come on mom! Don’t be like that!” Her eyes caught in the incoming tide, coming just a bit hight than it was earlier, and instead of running from it she went toward it. Enjoying the feeling of the cool water. She perked up at the second answer. 

“SO SELKIES ARE REAL! Can I meet one! Do we have to call grandpa-” She has a grandpa now, how awesome. “everytime we wanna go mermaid? Or can we do that on our own..? I guess it’s a grandpa thing. Can’t he be powerful enough to give us the power of convenience? And I have aunties now right? What are they like? I didn’t get to really meet them yet.”

“Wellllllll, I might have done some talkin’ with grandpa, and we might have somethin’ neat planned for your next birthday regarding that.. ~” As excited as Melody was, Ariel was going to .. keep the grandfather exposure minimal, or at least heavily supervised. She didn’t need to know why, and hopefully she wouldn’t catch on. But quickly switching gears ---

---- “You have so many aunties!!” Ariel BEAMS. She giggles and twirls in the sand, doing a leap with golden granules following her feet in a sheet. “Six of them -- and they’re all so wonderful! All of them so different! Did I ever tell you their names??” Ah, and there Mel goes, racing towards the rising tide. The moment the Queen touches the ground, she’s racing after, not bothering to hitch up her skirt; she’s diving facefirst into the waves and getting swallowed by the water. 

[grottogiirl]

hcdgepcdge‌:

“Well there was this bar under the wall that was kind of loose…I have nooooo idea who loosened it. But there no more wall so it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“Oh, you found that, did you?”

A sheepish giggle escapes her mother’s mouth, followed by a lopsided matching grin. “I mighta... loosened that when you were still in diapers. Maybe!” And might have took it out every night so she could slip past the borders, or let a certain fish or four come through when everyone was sleeping. Just maybe! “You clever little guppy. How did you find it?

More like, how in the heck did fate have it so both of you went for loosening the same dang bar? Scary!