[grounded4life]

Mr. Garrison: Hey Rick, we should totally dress up as Elphaba and Glinda for Halloween.

Rick: Sure, why not.

Mr. Garrison: Yesss! You're gonna look so amazing as Elphaba! I'll buy some green cosplay paint right now!

Rick: What about the costumes?

Mr. Garrison: Rick. We're dating, so you can wear my witch outfit that I wore when I was pretending to cast spells and gettin' drunk with the other men in South park. I'll just take whatever I have in the closet for Glinda's costume.

Rick: Oh alrigh- excuse me..?

Mr. Garrison: I didn't tell you about that chapter of my life?

[grounded4life]

Happy (kinda late) birthday, Brian Boitano!

[grounded4life]

Kyle, who is in front of a small crowd: Today is my friend's birthday, so I'd like to make a short speech for him., because he's very empathetic, kind, and caring. He recently gave my family and I some souvenirs, from the many expeditions he went on without me, however, we've been through lots of adventures together, ever since we were just young boys! I am talking about a man none other than... Stan Marsh!

Stan: *Rushes to hug Kyle tightly* So that's why you told me to sleep early!

Kyle, who is struggling to breath: ...Yep...

Stan: *Lets go of Kyle* Thank you so much, Kyle.

Kyle: It's...not a problem- wait!

Stan: ...What is it..?

Kyle: Before I forget, I got you the board game you've always wanted-

Stan: *Hugs Kyle tightly once more*

Kyle, as his face becomes red: ...Stan..!

[grounded4life]

Today is Stan and Trey's birthday

Yayyy :D

[grounded4life]

Kyle: Stan, you gotta sleep early.

Stan: Why?

Kyle: We will be celebrating tomorrow!

Stan,raising his eyebrow: ...What..?

[grounded4life]

Guys, I think Jesus has a crush on PC principal.

[grounded4life]

Scott the dick: Remove that damn paper bag.

Ugly Bob: ..Are you sure?

Scott the dick: You heard me right.

Ugly Bob: Okay okay! I'll remove it! *Removes the paper bag*

Scott the dick, furrowing his brows: You look like Terrance and Phillip, and I hate those two, therefore you are very ugly!

Ugly Bob: Oh.

[cyclawps]

*Randy is outside, pushing a stroller with little Stan in it. He spots Gerald.* Randy: Have you met my son Stan? Gerald: And what's Stan short for? Randy: Because he's only three.

[grounded4life]

I LOVE THIS EEEEE

[grounded4life]

Jimmy, who is in front of a crowd: Wow, what a terrific audience!

The crowd: *Laughs*

Jimmy: Have you e-ever felt s-so-so deeply in love with someone, it felt li-like you were...

Jimmy, staring at Timmy from afar, with wide eyes: Livin' a lie?

Timmy, flustered: *Giggles*

The crowd: *Cheers*

[peachy6206]

oh my god

[grounded4life]

I'm glad you liked it ^^

[grounded4life]

Jimmy, who is in front of a crowd: Wow, what a terrific audience!

The crowd: *Laughs*

Jimmy: Have you e-ever felt s-so-so deeply in love with someone, it felt li-like you were...

Jimmy, staring at Timmy from afar, with wide eyes: Livin' a lie?

Timmy, flustered: *Giggles*

The crowd: *Cheers*

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[happymakerdonutfriend]

he came back

[kennythecatgirl]

Look, I’m not hoping for anything HUGE to happen, I just want to have a good day 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[kennythecatgirl]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS! I got to spend most of my time restocking cigarettes and being in self checkout 🤞🤞🤞🤞

[grounded4life]

I hope this works for me too :)

[grounded4life]

HELP

WHERE DID MY MR. GARRISON FIC GO???

I JUST CAME BACK, THEN IT WAS GONE D;

I TRIED LOOKING FOR IT

IG TUMBLR DELETED IT OR SMT

[grounded4life]

Gerald, with desperation in his voice: Randy, you have a history of singing and performing, so would you please sing Symphony by Clean Bandit ft. Zara Larsson for me, please?

Randy: Alright-

Gerald: Thank you so much, Randy *Hugs him tightly*

Randy, flustered: Jerry, you gotta let go of me...if you want me to do that for you.

Gerald: *Lets go of Randy*

A few minutes later.

Randy, dancing: i jUsT wAnNa bE pArT oF yOuR sYmPhOnY!

Gerald, dancing alongside Randy: WilL yOu hOlD mE tiHgT aNd nOt lEt gO?

Randy: sYmPhOnYyYyYYyYyyyYYy!!!

[grounded4life]

*Stephen and Stuart were on their way to Amazon*

Stuart: Hey Stephen, can I use your phone to search up somethin'. It's really important.

Stephen, as his heartbeat increases: ...Sure.. *Hands him the phone while he's driving*

Stuart: *Tries to click on the search bar, but he accidentally clicks on "Tom of Finland" (It was in the most recently searched)

Stuart: *Tosses the phone from shock* Oh my god!

Stephen: What!?

Stuart, looking away: ...Oh uhh.. why were ya searchin'...that..?

Stephen: *Chuckles awkwardly* I don't know how that got there..

Stuart, staring at Stephen: I was just askin'. I won't judge you for that. I've learnt not to judge homosexuals.

Stephen: So...you wouldn't mind if a gay man has feelings for you?

Stuart, teasing Stephen: If it's you, then I wouldn't mind *Chuckles*

Stephen, flustered: Oh Stuart...

[grounded4life]

News reporter: "Breaking news! South park will have stricter hunting laws, because many civilians signed the petition for animal safety. More at 6!"

Jimbo, with his hands on his face: Aw man!

Ned: ...Aw man...

Jimbo: ...Wait a second!

Ned: ...What?

Jimbo: Ned, are there guns in Minecraft?

Ned: ...Why should I know?

Jimbo: *Grabs his phone to search up "Guns in Minecraft"*

Ned: *Looks at Jimbo's phone*

The results show that you can obtain guns in Minecraft, by installing mods.

Jimbo: Yes! We just gotta mod Minecraft. That should be easy!

Ned: ...Yesss!

A few minutes later.

Jimbo and Ned: *Hunts some animals with an oversized gun in Minecraft*

Jimbo: This is kinda fun, but not as fun as the real thing though...

Ned: ...It is what it is... *lays his head on Jimbo's chest, as they both continue to hunt animals in Minecraft*

[grounded4life]

*Tweek and Craig took a table for two in Applebee's*

Butters: *Chuckles* Would you two like some coffee?-

Tweek and Craig, shaking their heads rapidly: nonononononononononononono