what the hap is fuckening

Late 20s, nonbinary, demisexual, snzfucker. It/its and they/them pronouns. You can call me Winter if you want. (Minors & non kink blogs do not interact pls!)

[the-winter-chills]

reminder that if you wanna follow kink accounts you better have your age in your bio or you're getting blocked immediately ✌️

[softblesses]

god I hate this place sometimes

just seen multiple posts about someone saying they’re rlly sick/have been for weeks & still were around people & “didn’t know” what was wrong w them

like bro you probably have covid fuck you get out of kink spaces

[selene-and-the-cold]

A congested, sheepish little "Bless me..." from someone who just released the most desperate, urgent, body-wrenching sneeze and is clearly full of cold.

[diamond-pixie-dust]

I don't know how many of you follow xkcd but this is just the truth

[diamond-pixie-dust]

it’s been almost seven years since I posted this, but someone recently reminded me of this nerd classic so i’m bringing it back

[snuizel]

guys hear me out. testosterone that makes you sneezy. testosterone that gives you allergies. tboy who never sneezes transitions and starts sneezing like 5+ times a day.

[head-colds]

smth abt the phrase “an awful lot”. it could’ve been a normal lot, but no, it isn’t

[ahtchew]

I know no one is going to read this, but I’m desperate enough to try. One of my kittens got rushed to the emergency vet today and was ultimately diagnosed with panleukopenia, the cat version of parvo. I’ve applied for and maxed out all the credit lines I have to pay for his treatment on the chance, even though it’s small, that he may pull through. I couldn’t just end his life like that. He’s only 4 months old. Please, if anyone can donate to help pay for his vet bill, it would be beyond appreciated. They’re quoting 6000 total atm, and I’m able to pay 4k myself. It’s the 2000 difference we’re struggling to find after I was just out of work for a month for my own surgery.

I never thought I would ever have to do this. I know it probably won’t get traction. But I had to try for my baby. Please. Any kind of help is appreciated. If you’re willing, I can message my Venmo

[w1ngxd]

do you ever stop and think about how lucky we are to all be here together

[kinkyaxolotlartist]

these tags are kind of fucking beautiful wait

[snifflyhermit]

Hey, I’ve been seeing some weird shit on this side of tumblr again— so I’m posting some more metaphorical rent-lowering gunshots to keep this blog free from bigots and predators.

This is a trans and queer blog. If you’re going to misgender and patronize queer folks or their queer characters, or be a terf in general, you can get tf off this blog.

This is an adult kink community. If you’re going to post kink content involving minors, fictional or not, you can get tf off this blog.

If you’re going to be racist, zionistic, a nazi, or any other brand of bigotry, you can get tf off this blog.

If you’re going to sexually harass and pressure folks into giving you content to jack off to, despite their clear boundaries + autonomy, you can get tf off this blog.

You are not entitled to any body, nor any content, just because you want to get hard. You are not entitled to mistreat and harass folks in this community. You are not justified in being a bigot and a bully, all while hiding behind a screen like a coward.

We are not available for your mistreatment, nor your predatory bullshit. Get tf off this blog.

Now then! Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[hhholycow]

okay but the people who stifle when theyre around other people out of politeness are the hottest people alive send tweet

[whimsyysnz]

hey let’s talk about a soft “oh, bless you baby”

[tobeast252]

UH- HEY GUYS, THAT'S NOT OKAY RIGHT

Should i reveal the username or-

[tobeast252]

Y'all please DO NOT INTERACT with this person. Just report and block

[cutenose]

It will never stop amazing me that the nose can hijack the whole respiratory system just because its a little itchy

[feferig]

would love to go silly stupid about the snz but i am simply too warm

[cherrycherrytree]

sooo hot when someone has a very specific tell that lets you know for sure they’re gonna sneeze, like a pattern of sniffles, hitching breaths, or nose twitches…

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

“I c-can’d take a sigck day- HCH’CHFFF! I’m not even sigck, it’s just a-allergies.”

“But that doesn’t mean you aren’t miserable!”

[nostrildamus]

hey y'all happy Juneteenth, if you'd like to support a Black queer person in need this month I'm collecting funds for a friend off of tumblr who is fighting homelessness right now. Without getting too much into the explicit details, she's escaped a toxic situation, moved, and lost her new job all in the past few months and now she's trying to raise money for rent just so she can keep a roof over her head for another month. I've done the math and figured that if a number of people give just $20, she'll be able to cover her rent (but whatever you can give is much appreciated!)

Please DM me for more details, and thank you!