The Weatherman

I'm Phil, The towns greatest weatherman. Ill sign whatever you want me too, but only during work hours.

[i-dontwanttoforget]

"Aw, do I? So if I, say, get lemons I can make lemonade. Well, what if I want to drink orange juice instead, huh?" she said, semi-defiantly, bumping him with her bony shoulder. Her actions were good-natured, for there was no ill will towards his reasonable justification for not eating her chocolates.

"What is it with people not taking candy from strangers? What's the worst that could happen aside from a few cavities?" she asked, puzzled.

[groundhog-weather]

"Well you would need oranges to make orange juice, my friend." He said with a soft sigh. He moved over slighlty at her bump.  He did not like to be touched, excpecially from strangers.  "Well You see, the candy could be poisoned or drugged, you could take my unconcious body and do unspeakable things to it, and I'd rather not have that"

[i-dontwanttoforget]

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! [open]

"I don’t always eat a box of chocolates," she said, sitting at a bench, a la Forrest Gump. "But when I do I usually know what I’m going to get. Like this here Ferrero Rocher because, let’s face it, who ever picks the dark ones? Nobody ever likes the dark ones. Now, I know somebody once said ‘life is like a box of chocolates’. I don’t remember who, but I’m still hoping the choices don’t involve dark chocolate.”

She realized she was being rude and offered the stranger a little something from her box of, well, chocolates. “Want one?”

[groundhog-weather]

"Sorry, I don't take candy from strangers, got to be careful, never know whose out to get you." He said as he looked to the rambling woman. "That was forrest gumps mom who said that, and the rest of that quote is 'you never know what you're going to get' so you might get dark chocolate.  The quote is about accepting what life gives you"

[oscarboggs-deactivated20140513]

"If you’re not here for anything important, stop wasting my time and leave."

[groundhog-weather]

"You always were a very warm welcoming kind of man Oscar"

[its-about-hope]

"Bloody oath, this snow never ends!"

[groundhog-weather]

"Don't blame the weatherman"

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

II Open II

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

"Cut the snark Mr. Punxton, you’d do best to remember who has the power to fire you in this town."

[groundhog-weather]

"My producer. Last time I checked, the mayor didnt have the ability to fire the local weather man, but you can go ahead and think that"

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

"Unless you have Alzheimer’s."

[groundhog-weather]

"Which I dont"

[noonelikegarret-blog]

"You’re the most boring drunk I’ve ever met."

[groundhog-weather]

"Ahh, you'll understand with time"

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

II Open II

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

"I try." Regina snapped. "People often seem to forget that."

[groundhog-weather]

"I have no idea how people can forget that about you, you're so charming" he said sarcastically

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

"Don’t test me old man."

[groundhog-weather]

"Ah you know what they say, with age comes wisdom"

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

II Open II

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

"Easy, I don’t cancel school. If my son can get to school in the small snow storms we’ve been having then so can the other students."

[groundhog-weather]

"I forgot how caring and thoughtful you are miss mayor.  Though, better to keep those brats in class I supose"

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

"I hate baseball. It’s Pitch like pitch black darkness. Not that it’s any of your business anyway."

[groundhog-weather]

"Very frightening. "

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

II Open II

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

"The weather is practically the same here everyday. So why would I need you? Also, I have the weather.com."

[groundhog-weather]

"Like that website can compare to an actual meteorologist. Besides, how else would you know whether or not to cancel schools"

[thecursedqueen-deactivated20140]

II Open II

"I have a very busy day, what is it you need?"

[groundhog-weather]

"How could you not have time for this towns favorite weatherman"

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

"Don’t…don’t call me that. I go by Pitch and no. You cannot be my Valentine."

[groundhog-weather]

"Right, Pitch. But really, what kind of name is that.  Like, are you some kinda baseball legend? Is your teamates name catch?"

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

"Don’t start, weather man. I am in no mood to deal with your shite."

[groundhog-weather]

"Oh come one Malakai, I'm just try to be friendly, Will you be my Valentine?"

[livingindarknessandfear-deactiv]

Open

"I hate Valentine’s, it’s a stupid holiday that big companies use to make more money."

[groundhog-weather]

"Are you telling me you dont have someone to love and hold, but you're so cuddly"

[groundhog-weather]

Schools in Storybrooke are closed tomorow

so be prepared for little brats running around causing trouble.