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This is so cool
This Blog will probably die soon cause None OF THE MEMBERS FUCKING ANSWER
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
@biggest-goldiest-fish what NOW
I roll a charisma check to see if I can befriend the creature
Just TRY AND REMEMBER YOUR STATS
PLUS THREE MODIFIER
Not for you
Its a ABILITY
You can use it on other people
NOT ON YOURSELF
Also its +4
It would count as a check on the creature
No
It Counts as a teammate buff
That whould only buff the creature
@biggest-gaudiest-fish what now
If this is going to continue Like this im throwing you Guys in the Trash and Picking Up @the-worm-man and other peeps Like @erenneedstostop
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
@biggest-goldiest-fish what NOW
I roll a charisma check to see if I can befriend the creature
Just TRY AND REMEMBER YOUR STATS
PLUS THREE MODIFIER
Not for you
Its a ABILITY
You can use it on other people
NOT ON YOURSELF
Also its +4
It would count as a check on the creature
No
It Counts as a teammate buff
That whould only buff the creature
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
@biggest-goldiest-fish what NOW
I roll a charisma check to see if I can befriend the creature
Just TRY AND REMEMBER YOUR STATS
PLUS THREE MODIFIER
Not for you
Its a ABILITY
You can use it on other people
NOT ON YOURSELF
Also its +4
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
@biggest-goldiest-fish what NOW
I roll a charisma check to see if I can befriend the creature
Just TRY AND REMEMBER YOUR STATS
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
@biggest-goldiest-fish what NOW
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
@biggest-goldiest-fish what now
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Donāt Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
Only one possible way to go
You Go to the middle door
You step on a Trap again
You Take 10 dmg
@trashpandafriend could you Help em?
.
You See a Long corridor
Two guards stay and have a conversation
They get scared, Blow Out every single torch in the corridor and Open a Look and Run off
Its total darkness and you hear something growling
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says āthe king thatās currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here.ā
What do you do?
Kirby
Kirby
Kirby
Don't Take the DM role
You only get IT when im sick or need a Pause from the blog
So please dont
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosenāt speak much but He say that He is the true king
I ask, āthe true king of what?ā
The goblin says "the king that's currently ruling is a false one that looks like me, I am the real one. That fake trapped me down here."
What do you do?
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
Are the bars thick? Didnāt think so, now let me talk to the goblin.
You enter the door and step on a trap
Your left arm gets shot by a Arrow
You Take 20 dmg
(You are 30 HP down already)
The Goblin dosen't speak much but He say that He is the true king
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
Aight, I roll to talk with the goblin.
Its behind BARS
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didnāt notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
@masochist-incarnate what should I do?
Ask someone else
Maybe the Goblin is the daughter of the questgiver
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
Door on the left go.
You avoid the Trap that @biggest-gaudiest-fish fish stepped on
Only to step on a Trap you didn't notice
10 DMG taken
.
You enter the door to find nothing but a Singular goblin
Behind bars
What do you do
You can ask other people for ideas
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
What now
You arrive at the entrance of a dungeon
Two heavy-armored-rock-goblin-guards stand there
Guarding it
What will you do @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to strip tease the guards so I can pass
On question
This is the LAST time i have Mercy on you
You have 35 HP
Do you with to fucking die
ā¦I can always make another character now there we go let me seduce the boios
You cant
Thats the joke
You are dead
We only have a Reanimation Potion and @trashpandafriend can reanimate 3 people
So we can save ya morons only 4 times
Maybe 5 If i am kind
Ok
.
6
The goblins didnāt enjoy seeing you next to their Home and both pierced you with their spears
Both doing 20 dmg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING DIED
@kirbylover246 maybe try causing minor Illusion on pebbles so they Look Like money
ā¦.*slowly pulls out character sheets* Iām ready
Reanimation revives your previous Charakter
Potion or spell its @trashpandafriend ās choice
@trashpandafriend Not doing anything
Looks Like you will stay dead
OK
@masochist-incarnate is the Leader now
What do you Wish to do
OK @biggest-gaudiest-fish is Leader now
You can comand people now
Try it Out by telling @kirbylover246 to cause minor Illusion on Rocks so they Look Like gold nuggest
Oh okay @kirbylover246 cast minor illusion on the rocks please weāll trick the goblins
Aight
You Pick Up some pebbles and cause the spell minor Illusion
They Look Like gold now
You aproach the Goblins and say that you will give the the gold If they allow you to enter
They Take the āgoldā and give you a Sheet of paper
Congratulations
You wont die as fast now
You enter a lardge room you See nothing much
(i recommend checking for traps)
Three doors
One is strait Forward one is to the left and one to the right
Wich one do you enter @biggest-gaudiest-fish
Also @trashpandafriend will you reanimate @biggest-goldiest-fish
I check for traps on the path forward
you see one spiketrap in the middle of the room
its one meter x one meter lardge
aslo on such rolls i will not show the dice :3c
So should we try to go through the middle or does anyone else want to check the other paths
Good to know about the dice
Walk around
Or do another Trap check
Iāll check the other two paths for traps then
The Trap is in the middle of the room
Ok
I rolled
There are No traps
Iāll go the right way then
You Go in the middle of the room avoiding the trap
You stand in the middle and start going to the right
You Feel a Piercing pain in one of your feet
It was a spiketrap
You Take 10 dmg
You rolled a 11 so Not all traps were shown
You enter the right room to find
Nothing
Just emptyness
What now @biggest-gaudiest-fish
what now @biggest-goldiest-fish
I roll to haunt them from the dead screaming āheY DING DONGS YA MISS ME?ā
WE got in piecefully and you donāt wanna kill the whole Party by beeing a brat
I will allow everybody to Stab you
Now think again
You are in a empty room
One doorway to a room with a trap
In the traproom are two doorways left
But Iām dead?
No you dumb fuck
Reanimated means you are alive again
BUt I nEvEr Got ReAnImAtEdddd
You did
WER LESEN KANN IST KLAR IM VORTEIL
WHO CAN READ IS CLEAR IN ADVANTAGE
@kirbylover246 you are the new Leader since the fishes never respond
Just read the Text above i donāt wanna write it again
Ok what do I do?
Whatever
Like a trapcheck
Trapcheck
You See No more traps
