Man anxiety is really kicKING MY BUTT

My #1 goal in life is to be Leslie Knope.

[yog-sothoth-official]

arson. the web wants jmart to do an arson. ya know who also commited arson???? the cult of the lightless flame. and who was in the cult of the lightless flame??? hERE'S HOW AGNES MONTAGUE CAN STILL WIN-

[haberdashing]

I for one am amused by the fact that the Web saw an eight-year-old Jon and went “yeah, that boy’s probably gonna doom the world someday”

[mimekind]

so uh mag 197 huh

[fitzdyke]

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

[fitzdyke]

[uncle-beanbag]

Et tube Brute?

[collectivefandomstuff]

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

[measuringspoon2]

peter  “i walked out the door with all of a billionaire’s belongings as she watched me do it thru the power of suggestion and ungodly amounts of confidence” nureyev and juno “i convinced an insomniac who was choking me to hand me his gun because there was a newly added “sleep setting”” steel deserve each other send tweet

[acadieum]

the way i drew this reminds me of a children’s book and now all i can think of is a hyperion children’s book on proper etiquette 

[robink-archive]

forgot to post here ;P

Roses! Peter turned out so TALL

[noodle555]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *brad* *the clown* *kyle* *brunette girl* *token minority*

gay friend groups are like: *depressed walking disaster who’s trying to get better* *melodramatic master thief* *hacker queen, lover of snacks* *elegant mom friend* *violent wife of elegant mom friend* *giant who looks like he can kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll*

[robink-archive]

[marianhalcombes]

matching heist outfits? matching heist outfits

[theashesofthefirststar]

That's it. Thats their whole dynamic.

[buglis]

Juno “a stylish lady is a practical one” Steel and Peter “a hoe never gets cold” Nureyev are in love

[growingupisforcheesecakes]

jet: please revoke your no swearing rule

peter: please

buddy: why ever would I do that, darling?

juno: WELL that really DILLS MY PICKLE

vespa: really RUFFLES my FEATHERS

[incorrectpenumbrapod]

nureyev: they knocked the smug look off of my face. fortunately, i was wearing a second smaller smug look underneath

[growingupisforcheesecakes]

buddy: so juno how exactly DID you lose your eye the first time?

juno: oh that's a really weird, long story, right ransom?

peter: right--

peter: wait, what do you mean the FIRST time?

[hemaris]

FORGOT to post this here but… depressing instruments

[briony-poisoned]

Insight from years of playing instruments at other people’s weddings leads me to believe that the whole time Juno was staring at Peter with heart eyes Peter was just thinking “oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, don’t fuck up, oh no” on a loop