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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

i want to go to the baby horse party

reversewerewolf

@vanni-bear

cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304

me

alliluyevas

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

alliluyevas

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

frontholemonologues-deactivated

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

benyw

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

benegesserwitch

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

yuripink

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

lindsaychrist

the haunted portrait in my room that would become alive after my dad would force me to sleep by myself as a child

kappa-crossing

unclefather

tehawesome

I hope Soylent appreciates the free rebranding I just gave them

catchymemes

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

rachelofcyberia

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

cosed

gasolina, the original despacito,

cosed

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

morsking

alexa this is so sad play gasolina

unconditionalparadox

moisemorancy-deactivated2022061

😂😂😂

gabrieldreyfuss

Finally, the Internet content you’ve been waiting for!

babyanimalgifs

Aw, this is cute.

ask-ickle-mod

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this