smol linguist

i'm laura and i'm trying to be happy. sebastian stan stroked my arm on june 21, 2014. rutgers '19.

[k3mamiart]

[lokisuggestion]

“An entirely new idea”

[lokisuggestion]

They’re back there milking me btw

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[sundragon]

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

[thickness-protection-program]

I don't have any pets so I NEED more pics of your orange slices

You mean my iPad babies?

[beaft]

sorry to keep baristaposting but i have to share the conversation i just had

[beaft]

customer: "i'll have a latte, please. wait - do you keep your milk in the fridge?"

me: "yes, all our milk's refrigerated."

customer, looking suddenly dispirited: "i see. so it won't be hot."

me: "...we heat the milk up before we add it to the coffee."

customer, brightening up again: "oh! well, that's okay then!"

[everythingfox]

Cat transfer

[retrogamingblog2]

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

[cryptotheism]

A gnome terrorist has just detonated a chocolate syrup bomb in the mushroom village

Untrue. Gnome brains cannot understand the idea of intentional cruelty. The bomb was intended for this year's shroomday parade and festival, but an ill-timed doze in the cool autumn air caused it to detonate prematurely.

[jame7t]

an elf ate a gnome when nobody was looking

[cryptotheism]

When gnobody was looking lol

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[redpenship]

[shyolet]

[shyolet]

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[transparentstickers]

Fuzzy peach stickers by Sandylion, 1980s.

[sys-aurastella]

WHEN UR A FUCKIN

PUPPY

[crocabit]

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency