Auden: If we lose, you’re out of the will. James: I was in the will?
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Auden: If we lose, you’re out of the will. James: I was in the will?
Carrie: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Carlos: I boiled gatorade.
Delia: Team A will consist of myself, Auden and Carrie. Delia: Team B will consist of Bethany.
Carrie: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Delia: Bethany.
Carrie: Bethany- Bethany: *sighs* James used to call me Bethany... Carrie: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Bethany: I’m sad. Carrie: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Carrie: And das not good.
Logan: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Auden, are a fucking cactus.
Carlos: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Bethany: You are my reward. *meanwhile* James: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Delia: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Bethany: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Delia: Unless you're home alone.
Delia: I hate you. James: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Carrie: So, Auden is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Delia: Why? Carrie: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Auden, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Delia: Well Kendall, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Kendall: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Delia: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. Auden: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Delia: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! James: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Carlos, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Delia: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.
Kendall, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Auden: You're kinda ugly.
Bethany: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Carlos: I thought the animals might be lonely.
Carrie: Can you keep a secret? Delia: Do you know anything about my life? Carrie: No, I don't. Good point.