Te Amo, Bitch

agnus dei nunquam subsisto vos, bitch

[shoe109]

They caught Luigi Mangione? That’s crazy, anyways…

[i-am-a-fish]

I got that temporary sadness in me

[i-am-a-fish]

I also have inevitable joy lying dormant within me. Also bones are in me

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[grumiosnotdead]

#List of national anthem performers at the Super Bowl

[paintingispoetry]

Albert Aublet, "Selene", 1880

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[i-am-a-fish]

Im lesb

[i-am-a-fish]

I have consumed yuri content and I will be doing it again

[i-am-a-fish]

women want me,

fish am me

[toonelemental]

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

[grumiosnotdead]

On my way to sleep with your mom’s entire friend group

[politijohn]

Source

[hole-therapy]

Dear god please let housing become affordable here and please make this force the thousands of sitting-duck properties re-enter the market at drastically reduced prices for native families to be able to purchase and then live in their homeland 😭 kū kia‘i ‘āina

[rorangina]

silly books :)

idea from Twitter

harrow's face in the sketch is my favorite thing in the entire world btw

[depsidase]

[frontline-titties-of-the-fifth]

im excited to get top surgery bc oh blah blah disphoria back pain slouching not a girl but mainly because i have been planning for over a year a joke thats about to pay off:

my family does not know i am getting surgery so i made sure to get all the same bathings suits i wore last year in a new size and just straight up gas light my aunt about it

[frontline-titties-of-the-fifth]

like imagine her. you go to the beach with your family one day. its a beautiful day and you are obsessed with commenting on peoples bodies. everyone begins removing their coverings and you are now seeing someone who, historically, has bazonga’d with the best of them. this person is no longer breasting boobily. child, you say, what has happened to your one redeeming feminine quality? the child responds, auntie wat the hell you tawking bout? ive always looked like this i literally wore this last year??

[weirdmageddon]

have you seen whats happening

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[sttinkky]

An overgrown light pole in Poland

[hitmewithcute]

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

[scixerboa]

Best picture in the world

[valtsv]

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

[valtsv]

these are friends. guys even.

this is a mafia family