Thoughts and Things

Brain Poop and Emotional Diarrhea

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my family asks me if I’ve found anyone special yet

[rgr-pop]

do you ever think about all the straight people you know who are judging you for not having rainbow profile pictures

[april-mars]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Fashion. (image via giottomkd)

[aguycalledcalum]

[gifak-net]

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting?" - Ross Hammond

[tastefullyoffensive]

(image via imgur)

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[tinydeskcontest]

Tiny Desk Contest Entrant: D Mills & The Thrills (Diane Miller, Steve Wallevand Tom Johnson, Seth Holden, Andi Thoreson, Josh Reinhardt and Jason Boynten)

City: Fargo, N.D.

Original Song: “Make It Flow”

Every day we share some of the Tiny Desk Concert Contest entries that stood out to us. To be clear: if your video doesn’t appear here, don’t panic — your entry is still eligible to win (as long as it follows these rules)!

[ortolana-deactivated20160716]

Comedians love to market themselves as “edgy” and “raw” for telling casually racist jokes, jokes about rape victims, jokes that skewer the oversensitive and “humorless.” But the reality is that none of that shit is “edgy.” You know who loves racism, hates women, and rails against political correctness 24/7? Rush Limbaugh. Ann Coulter. Your drunkest, shittiest grandpa. Comedy that targets marginalized groups isn’t daring, brave, or groundbreaking—it is conservative.

Lindy West (in the linked piece about the talented W. Kamau Bell)

[iamtall-andawesome]

[littlelaur]

important. | via yaknow-yanow & iamtallandawesome

[sweetestsecrets]

Aries - stop writing to people who don’t deserve it. Taurus - you have spent a year loving people who ask everything of you and nothing of themselves; make this the year you start asking for more. Gemini - this is the year for you to get mad, for you to take what should have been yours all along; this is the year for you to stop letting people use your heart for target practice and start treating you like the treasure you are. Cancer - this year I want nothing but good things for you; I want this year to balance out every year that came before when you were given so much less than you deserved. Leo - practice expanding yourself; practice taking all those pieces of yourself you’re worried other people won’t be able to tolerate and put them on a goddamn pedestal. Virgo - maybe this will be the year you learn to walk away gracefully. Libra - don’t shake in your boots when you think about what this year could bring; think about how this year should be the one shaking while it stands in your shadow. Scorpio - you have wandered so far from yourself; try to find that person again, or at least the parts you never wanted to lose in the first place. Sagittarius - my challenge for you is this: in a year’s time, I want you to be able to look back and see how much you’ve changed. I want you to be able to see how you’ve learned to bend, and to be kind when you want to scoff; I want you do become the person you always could’ve been. Capricorn - I hope we can all learn to be a little kinder this year. Aquarius - go on a journey to find the safest place you can; sometimes the only way to find shelter is to take some risks. Pisces - spend an entire day thinking about what you want to hold on to and what you need to walk away from, then never look back.

next week’s horoscopes, maria s.  (via sweetestsecrets)

[whatshouldwecallme]

How I feel about being an "adult"

[foodaddictofficial]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pugception [marksingletree]

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[depressedalien]