thebellmasonjar

black. bisexual. femme. she/her pronouns. mostly misanthropic. angry about the world and trying not to let it destroy me.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Strawberry Shortcake & Lemon Meringue Cardigans by theycallmelash

[auressea]

those Grannysquare pockets tho! talent

[comfortabletextiles]

:o

[swansongsaint]

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[betterthankanyebitch]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I have been looking for this for so long 😂

[qwantzfeed]

this comic originally said “some people” but at the last second i changed it to “some jabronis”.  currently considering routinely performing the people/jabronis search/replace on all future communication

[melikesyoucomics]

2319,

With cold weather approaching and the pandemic still raging on, I’ve been thinking a lot about the things I miss and what I wish I could stockpile. I’ve been working on a project to capture that feeling, making paper mache canned and boxed goods to illustrate what I’d be stocking my cupboards with if I could. Here’s the first batch!

[theocseason4]

[beefstrugglenoff]

So this guy thats been making everyone smile lately's been living in housing with no running water. With all the joy he's been bringing everyone, he deserves a helping hand at the very least.

His cashapp is $420dogdace208, and his paypal is [email protected]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[soulsearcher33]

Ted is back @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome @augustdementhe @mauriel676 @codeblackphoenix @dreambxby @fallingraindrops @lawliette1031

[foxes-in-love]

[jervae]

Holding a boundary isn’t all candy canes and lollipops. Boundaries are often met with hostility. Stop explaining. Prepare to be misunderstood, gaslit and villainized. Stay grounded in what’s best for you and hold your boundary anyway. #confidence #selfesteem #boundaries

[thebellmasonjar]

Needed this reminder at this exact moment. 

[letthedarknessgo-deactivated201]

[itsc]

im a fondant anti. make your cakes edible

[lizzibennet]

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

[popepauljohn]

[freeform]

Bisexuals be like…please bore someone else with your ridiculous questions, we’re tired #ProgressIsPride ______ Jay Jurden, your patience tho 🙏🏾

[talkaboutmadd]

me going off to one of my 4000 daydream universes after a long stressful day

[accras]

Ballerina Precious Solana Adams

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary