Don't Go Gently

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

what if there were professional text post critics

[meistens]

Rating: ★★★★☆

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Previously on the show you’ve been watching for 3 days straight

[robbstaarks]

i see no difference…

[thebootydiaries]

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :) 

employee:

me: lol :)

employee:

me: :) 

[kxte]

how does one turn their emotions off

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

Okay so first go to settings

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

[ssfith]

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

[dinuguan]

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[nxtome]

[sandandglass]

[numanumasecrets]

[fuckyeahanonquestions]

[skycold]

[smellopwn]

The fucking cat finally got the cheeseburger.

We can all go home.

The internet is over.

[theanimalmemes]

Click for more black & white posts

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

what if there were professional text post critics

[meistens]

Rating: ★★★★☆

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

[fshteeth]

[zappavolta]

Cereal: hacked

[floornineteen-deactivated201512]

She’s in