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┆ Vous me demandez si je suis heureux ? Le bonheur est une réaction chimique pour atteindre un objectif.
┆Je garderai les yeux sur toi
Noel Noa stood at the center of Bastard München’s practice field with his usual unreadable expression, one hand resting in his pocket.
“Hm.”
Beside him stood Horku. The team’s attention slowly shifted over, conversations dying down one by one as players realized Noa had actually interrupted training himself. Which almost never happened unless it mattered. Noa looked toward the group calmly.
“This is Horku toma.” (@awkward-sadly)
Simple. Direct. Horku stayed quiet beside him, feeling dozens of eyes land at once. Noa continued without changing expression.
“Starting today, he’ll be joining Bastard München.”
He looks at them all
“I expect all of you to treat him with respect.”
That made the room still.
“If anyone has a problem with him,” he continued calmly, “they can bring it to me instead of acting like children.”
He doesn’t give give them a choice
“Introduce yourselves.” ( @gods-chosen-emperor , @kunigami-rensuke-offical, @alexisthemagician, @gamer-yo-hiori)
meowmeow FUCK YOU meow
“…hmph, leave you have nothing that interests me so take your leave.”
What can I do to have a chance with u ngh
“How irritable, get out... the doors to the right.”
He doesnt even give you a chance or even a look.
✦ Hiori Yo – Ask Blog Profile ✦
🌀 Basic Info He/him Calm • Laid-back • Observant
(Hioris Friends so far @awkward-sadly, @the-ninja-rizzler-eita-otoya)
🌊 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜 〜
💙 Selfshipping / OC Shipping “people like me that much?”
Yes they do!
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NSFW Policy hey for Hiori try not to get too freaky! “Eh, I’m pretty relaxed about that stuff.”
Ask me anything. I’ll reply when it feels right.
“Tch… Are all my players blogging now? How disappointing. Instead of sharpening their weapons on the pitch, they’re wasting time exposing their mediocrity online.”
He places his clipboard down, wondering just how many of his players are wasting their time on here.
meow
"?"
He gives you a quick glance wondering why you made animal noises, it seems very useless to do.
"Why are you meowing? If you have nothing relevant to do, go."
He say very clipped not wanting to spend anymor time on this useless manner
coach
do we have team nurses or even anything to help us with injuries
— @alexisthemagician
“The newcomer has some background in medical assistance, but as far as I’m aware, we don’t have any dedicated medic here. And locating that player won’t be easy.”
He unfolds his arms and gives ness quick look before turning away to focus back on thinking
“…Your leg is in poor condition. Stop moving. Rest. That’s an order.”
Blue Lock Egoist Bible Profile:
Horku Toma
BL Ranking: 241st Birthday: November 22 Age: 18 years old Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Birthplace: Nevada, America Family Composition: 3 older brothers, 1 mom, 2 dads, himself Height: 168 cm Foot Size: 27 cm Blood Type: AB Team Before Joining Blue Lock: Saitama Municipal High School Soccer Club Dominant Leg: Right Favorite Soccer Player: Marc Snuffy Age Started Playing Soccer: 9 years old
Favorite Motto: “If I’m scared, I’ll just keep moving until the fear can’t catch up anymore.”
Nickname: “The puff ball” (due to his hair)
What I think are my strengths: “I can adapt fast once I understand people. Even when I’m nervous I can force myself forward. I notice tiny details other people miss.”
What I consider to be my weaknesses: “Overthinking. Trusting people too much sometimes. Getting attached too easily. Also my hair blocks my vision during games.”
Favorite food: Tamales. Also burritos, pizza, spaghetti, chips, and heavy comfort food.
Disliked food: Anything with a weird mushy texture.
Best accompaniment with rice: Spicy grilled meat. “I could eat it every day honestly.”
Hobby: Sleeping, drawing, watching anime, researching random things, doomscrolling at night.
Favorite season: Winter. “It feels calmer.”
Favorite song: Mostly calm music or songs that sound dreamy and detached. “I replay songs until they stop feeling real.”
Favorite movie: Psychological horror movies with friends. “Watching alone makes me paranoid.”
Favorite manga: Blue Lock and Chainsaw Man
Character color: Dark purple.
Favorite animal: Harbor seal. “They look peaceful and judgmental at the same time.”
Subjects you’re good at: Science, math, art.
Subject you’re not good at: Classical literature. “My brain checks out halfway through.”
Things that make you happy: Puppies, snacks, late-night calls, aquarium lighting, funny memes, Japanese drinks, hearing someone genuinely laugh.
Things that make you sad: Realizing somebody never cared about me as much as I cared about them.
Favorite type: “Someone patient enough to understand silence.”
Number of Valentine’s chocolates last year: “0 probably. I stayed home.”
Sleeping time: Around 6 hours. Usually 3:00 AM to 9:30 AM.
Where do you wash first in the bath? Hair. “There’s too much of it not to.”
Mushrooms or bamboo shoots? Bamboo shoots.
What made you cry recently? “Thinking too hard at night.”
What will you do on your last day on Earth? “Spend time with the few people I actually love. Eat good food. Hold animals. Stop caring about everybody else.”
What would you do if you received 100 million yen? “Buy my parents a better house first. Then finally relax without worrying all the time.”
How would you spend your day off? “Watching anime, laying in bed, sending cursed memes to friends at 3 AM, drawing, eating snacks, or holding a chaotic dog while pretending I’m annoyed.”
Horku Toma’s “A Day in the Life at Blue Lock”
“Blue Lock is exhausting. Everybody’s trying to become the center of the universe all at once.
Most people here are loud about their ego, but mine’s quieter. It’s more like adapting little by little until suddenly I become something dangerous.
I don’t really like standing out socially. I stay in my room a lot. People think I’m hard to read because my face barely changes.
But if there’s a puppy nearby I immediately lose all aura points.
Sometimes I stay awake too long scrolling through terrible news or horror theories and freak myself out for no reason. Then I distract myself with anime or snacks until sunrise.
I think soccer feels good because it shuts my brain up for once.
Also… if Bachira ran at me smiling in a dark hallway I think I’d actually die.”
“Hmm..”
Should I bench kunigami or Isagi
Kunigami
Isagi
You're going to bench Isagi... You're going to bench Isagi...
“Hahaha!! Bench Isagi?! What are you saying?! No way!! 🔥”
He leans forward dramatically, pointing straight at Kaiser with sparkling eyes full of passion.
“That kid has crazy potential!! His vision is devouring the whole pitch, evolving every second like a true monster!! You can’t just throw away a talent who’s awakening his ego right in front of us!! Isagi’s got that raw flow, that freedom to dance and create something new every time!! GOO GOO GAA GAA!!”
Lavinho spins the ball faster, grinning wildly.
“Barcha style or Bastard, doesn’t matter — the boy turns chaos into goals with pure rhythm and expressiveness! No boring, rigid soccer here! Bench him? You’d be killing the future of this game!! Let him fly, let him explode!! If you can’t see that potential, step aside and watch real soccer!! Dance ’til you die!! Don’t listen to him noa!!”
Noa stays quiet for a beat, his sharp eyes narrowing as he processes Lavinho’s words with cold logic. He tilts his head slightly, then speaks in his usual calm, detached tone
“…Potential. The boy’s growth is abnormal. His spatial awareness, metavision, and adaptability continue to expand match after match. Lavinho has a point — discarding an ego that is still evolving would be inefficient. But only results decide everything. If Isagi can dominate using his own weapon without relying on the flow of others… he stays on. Otherwise, Kaiser is correct. We play for victory through superior efficiency. Not for dancing.”
listen to kaiser, coach.. bench isagi... he fumbled that goal with rin...
I wondered who whispered that.
Ahh, yes. I wonder as well. ♪
What did I do. I blocked a shot. Unlike that useless piece of shit. Bench Isagi.
Good talk. Benching Isagi is final, then. ♪
“The votes dictated it, kunigami has a 60% and Isagi has a 40%. The fans have spoken.”
He says very clipped as he looks at his clipboard clearly not caring what they had to say.
“I sniff talent.”
He stares at his screen and types faster
“@awkward-sadly, new player hmmm”
The door opened. Horku walked in slowly, shoulders hunched a bit, messy hair in his face. He kept his hands stuffed in his pockets and didn’t really look straight at anyone for long. His jersey was on but kinda baggy and unadjusted. He stopped awkwardly in the middle, shifting from one foot to the other.
“Um… hey,” Horku mumbled, voice low and a little flat. “Ego made me come here so… yeah. Sorry, this is kinda weird for me. I’m not the best at introductions or talking to a bunch of people at once.”
Noel Noa sat with arms crossed, studying him with that cold, precise stare. “Hesitation off the pitch doesn’t concern me. Question is—can you make the right choice in a split second when the game’s moving, or does this carry over?”
He stares into horkus soul.
Is it also white down there?
“Get out.”
He speaks very clearly with disdain, most likely from having dealt with more freakier asks than this. He feels like this is another stupid ask.
"Oh, it's you again, the door is behind me. Leave now."
He doesnt even spare you a Look-already knowing it’s you he looks tired of you already and your odd bullshit
oh coach, even you are blogging now? it seems everyone is blogging these days..
oh, and half of your team is on here, too. won't say who, just know we're here.
— @alexisthemagician
"Interesting. Indeed, I am, but not just me; the other masters and Snuffy thought it would be a good idea to get us all on here."
He gives you a quick glance and returns to what he had been doing before answering you
Mod here: hello, it is. Pleasure to meet fellows such a other blu lock role players. May we talk more.
Can't coach so you go on Tumblr. Not surprised.
@kunigami-rensuke-offical
"And you wonder why I benched you. Go train."
He keep the respons short and didn't even spend a look at you waiting for you to get back to training instead of bitehring him
can i have a hug absolutely goated amazing noel noa
:>
"I don't do hugs."
He answers shortly, then leans back, taking a moment to settle in.
"Now get back to training."
He said it so calmly but with clear authority—despite relaxing.
Nooo don't lose your sanity! You'll be fine. It's just the... Consequences of being a good-looking man in sports........
“……”
He looked at you, quiet and calculating, then looked away.
“Hmm..”
Should I bench kunigami or Isagi
Kunigami
Isagi
You're going to bench Isagi... You're going to bench Isagi...
“Hahaha!! Bench Isagi?! What are you saying?! No way!! 🔥”
He leans forward dramatically, pointing straight at Kaiser with sparkling eyes full of passion.
“That kid has crazy potential!! His vision is devouring the whole pitch, evolving every second like a true monster!! You can’t just throw away a talent who’s awakening his ego right in front of us!! Isagi’s got that raw flow, that freedom to dance and create something new every time!! GOO GOO GAA GAA!!”
Lavinho spins the ball faster, grinning wildly.
“Barcha style or Bastard, doesn’t matter — the boy turns chaos into goals with pure rhythm and expressiveness! No boring, rigid soccer here! Bench him? You’d be killing the future of this game!! Let him fly, let him explode!! If you can’t see that potential, step aside and watch real soccer!! Dance ’til you die!! Don’t listen to him noa!!”
Noa stays quiet for a beat, his sharp eyes narrowing as he processes Lavinho’s words with cold logic. He tilts his head slightly, then speaks in his usual calm, detached tone
“…Potential. The boy’s growth is abnormal. His spatial awareness, metavision, and adaptability continue to expand match after match. Lavinho has a point — discarding an ego that is still evolving would be inefficient. But only results decide everything. If Isagi can dominate using his own weapon without relying on the flow of others… he stays on. Otherwise, Kaiser is correct. We play for victory through superior efficiency. Not for dancing.”