angst and misandry

hi I'm 19 I like a lot of shows and am always angry

[bestdogmemes]

[chrissongzzz]

We all needed this.

[birdhism]

Stop what you’re doing and listen to this human.

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[pharaohoftheghetto]

trauma teaches you about real shit

[moggettt]

[rosesastrology]

The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things

[addictingrandes]

Visit Original Link

Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

[pompompurin-moved]

More sea slugs

[thelastsworlds]

sea slugs make everything better. 

[bugcthulhu]

deep bunnies

[ttomateverde]

when u know the way ur dad acts is because of his own unresolved issues/trauma but at the same time u know u dont deserve to be treated the way ur being treated but u cant do anything abt it

[turing-tested]

[megan-fox]

female awesome meme: (2/5) female antagonists Jennifer Check (Jennifer’s Body) — “I am not insecure, Needy. God… that’s a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.”

[ainawgsd]

Cows in Flowers

[tachikoma]

@excima @tomfordvelvetorchid

[yourbigsisnissi]

two questions to ask 

“does this man add or subtract from my life?”

“am i compromising anything that is important to me in order to focus on this man?”

[lesbianshepard]

there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.

it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.

they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far

[lesbianshepard]

“That’s definitely a dog.” “Incorrect. This is actually an animal called a ‘raccoon’” “What? No! It’s got the ears and the tail!”

“Okay, okay, I got this. That’s not a dog. It’s way too big it’s uhhh I think humans call them bears.” “Incorrect. This is a dog breed called a ‘newfoundland’” 

[thementalconfetti]

And when it becomes such a cultural obsession that they run tournaments and the final rounds are displayed live on the worldswide hologram system …

Somewhat cocky contestant (who heckles the others for wrong answers) looks at the hologram on display: “I’ve read up on a lot of Earth animals, even visited the Earth zoo, so you can’t fool me.  It’s a picture on a farm so that’s the first clue.  It’s white, fluffy, got a sloping forehead and no distinct… muzzle.. if I do remember the term correctly.  It’s most definitely a sheep.”  

Trivia host (attempting to hide their joy at finally being able to tell the contestant they’re wrong):  “I’m sorry, that is a dog called a Bedlington Terrier.  It is actually bred to look like a sheep, but notice the lack of keratinized tissue coverings on the extremities that make contact with the ground.  You missed quite an obvious difference there.”  (after the contestant stutters a bit and protests about dogs made specifically to look like not-dogs) “Let’s take it to the judges then” (after consulting small podium-top hologram of judging panel, now grinning and dripping with sarcasm) “Awwww…unfortunately it is a dog and rules of the game do not allow us to award partial credit… toooooo baaaaaad” (super cheerfully) “aaand… next image please!” 

[serotnin]

[petrxsolano]

the get down appreciation week: (day 6) favorite song from part 2 - The Other Side (The Duet)

Life is a test It will break you or drive you into the ground In the game of survival Take a look around in my town All the kings, the crowns The tools will provide you