Full Schmuck Mode

Cole, 24, and sometimes i eat doritos until i fall asleep

[grungecole]

Hey I've been trying to change my bio for years and it won't let me. Every time I try it reverts back. But anyway hiiii im 28 now and I dont eat doritos until I fall asleep anymore

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[grungecole]

pretty sure I'm on the spectrum but my savant skill is being able to tell almost exactly where someone is going to score on the Weschler Adult Intelligence Scale, Fifth Edition (WAIS5) after meeting them

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

what a great audience

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[grungecole]

"Ohhh dont be so hard on your boyfriend, it's not like he hits you or cheats on you!" yeah no sorry but expecting him to do his fair share of household chores isn't being hard on him but sorry that your standards are so low

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[imjunebitch]

[grungecole]

I hope that you know if you have kids n you let them play outside. That as your neighbor i am watching your kids LIKE A HAWK to make sure theyr safe. Like get your damn ass outta da road. I know where your mama lives and I WILL tell on your ass!!! Like these are OUR kids now i dont know you or them but I promise you I would take a bullet for them. Or give them some free nerf guns i found in my closet idk they seem to like those (good luck)

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[grungecole]

You know EXACTLY what state I live in

[grungecole]

Staying up late to watch my show. And by show I mean the severe thunderstorm warning

[grungecole]

How do pets' nicknames get like that? My cat's name is Angus but somehow it's turned into "Tingee Boh-bingee"

[grungecole]

God pharmaceutical companies and advertising are fucking bad but. Goddamn. Goddamn i love you lexapro. If she were a woman I'd kiss her on the mouth

[grungecole]

Adderall you're on thin fucking ice. You work great im less impulsive but you make my mouth fucking dry and make me not want to socialize. And my head hurt. Like cmon dude

[grungecole]

God pharmaceutical companies and advertising are fucking bad but. Goddamn. Goddamn i love you lexapro. If she were a woman I'd kiss her on the mouth

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull