Full Schmuck Mode

Cole, 24, and sometimes i eat doritos until i fall asleep

[grungecole]

Hey I've been trying to change my bio for years and it won't let me. Every time I try it reverts back. But anyway hiiii im 28 now and I dont eat doritos until I fall asleep anymore

[grungecole]

Did you know that if you receive junk mail advertising a big company and it comes with a business reply envelope that means that you can put the junk mail and your empty protein bar wrapper into the envelope and seal it up and put it in your mailbox with the flag up and it will mail it back to them. For free

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[grungecole]

Bullshit absolute fucking bullshit my mom said youre fine nothing is wrong with you and this whole fucking time I've been dealing with dysautonomia symptoms and not just a lazy fuck WOW wouldja believe it

Don't even get me STARTED on the autism babey

[grungecole]

Hell yeah dude you look so fucking ugly and stupid and unattractive speeding through a neighborhood with children playing and driving your Tesla while texting on your phone and blasting music. Good job on your celibacy and making nobody want to have sex with you or ever find you appealing in any way shape or form that is so cool dude

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[grungecole]

pretty sure I'm on the spectrum but my savant skill is being able to tell almost exactly where someone is going to score on the Weschler Adult Intelligence Scale, Fifth Edition (WAIS5) after meeting them

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

what a great audience

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[grungecole]

"Ohhh dont be so hard on your boyfriend, it's not like he hits you or cheats on you!" yeah no sorry but expecting him to do his fair share of household chores isn't being hard on him but sorry that your standards are so low

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[imjunebitch]

[grungecole]

I hope that you know if you have kids n you let them play outside. That as your neighbor i am watching your kids LIKE A HAWK to make sure theyr safe. Like get your damn ass outta da road. I know where your mama lives and I WILL tell on your ass!!! Like these are OUR kids now i dont know you or them but I promise you I would take a bullet for them. Or give them some free nerf guns i found in my closet idk they seem to like those (good luck)

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[grungecole]

You know EXACTLY what state I live in

[grungecole]

Staying up late to watch my show. And by show I mean the severe thunderstorm warning