The World’s Slowest Writer

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[stlamb]

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

[lostinfic]

Idk why but I can’t get this idea of au cesera and Lucrezia and he’s a photographer and she models for him because “she’s the perfect subject” and it’s just super sensual

Yeah, I can see that...

She begs him to take pictures of her for her portfolio. She doesn't understand his reluctance, he's a professional photographer after all. The truth is, she was always his muse, his perfect subject, every angle of her face an endless source of fascination and awe, but lately he fears his photos will betray his true feelings for her. But he can't deny her everything. The photoshoot is playful, yet intimate, perhaps too much.

When she sees his pictures, she's shaken by how much of the real her he captured, by the desire in her own eyes when she looked at him through the lense.

No one else will ever see those photos, but they will keep them for a long time, as a reminder of how it all started...

[grungyblonde]

No but this is everything. Totally here for the intimacy of a photo shoot. And there is something dark and brooding about cesera that I could totally see him in a creative artist role. And of course Lucrezia could be a model because…well duh.

[hollandwhore]

[anxietyproblem]

[memewhore]

[aye-write]

It’s good for the soul okay

[ehquzoanteelweovadoza]

you are now listening to 103.5, Dawn FM • 🎨 by coverartguyy

[baebyaga]

[andrew-yakson]

[applejoose1]

[smstransformers]

[r4cs0]

[libertarianblue]

[gay-jesus-probably]

Great work everybody, hit the showers

[dcbicki]

Misfits Season 1, Episode 6

[ovur]

Me in ancient greece watching my spartan husband from our balcony as he oversees another statue dedicated to the lover he lost in battle when I've almost died in labor six times

[sunflowerhall]

a George Costanza moodboard

[coughloop]

*chuckling wisely and leaningg back with my hands behind my head* I know what sex is

[elegancelamps]

A gorgeous new handmade lampshade today by Crystal Hayes at Elegance Lamps.  Check it out at www.etsy.com/shop/EleganceLamps

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[internet-schvitzinq]

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

green house

[bike-messenger-behrad]

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne: