Stefan, 18, 2 miles away from you, active now -- No, I am not looking to just be friends and no, you can’t talk about meeting my parents on our second date.
swipes right, then sends him a message that just reads dick.
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Stefan, 18, 2 miles away from you, active now -- No, I am not looking to just be friends and no, you can’t talk about meeting my parents on our second date.
swipes right, then sends him a message that just reads dick.
Hugo, 16, 2 miles away from you, active now -- Hi, I am Hugo and my cat, Mister Whiskers, is the most adorable thing on earth.
swipes right. lily literally can’t say no to cute boys with cats.
lily regarded the other opposite her with interest, lips pulled into a thin line and brows arched slightly into a quizzical expression. 'you realize that you’re saying this to the head girl, right?’ lily’s tone sounded as though she was serious, but the fairly amused grin that quirked at the corners of her mouth conveyed otherwise. ‘i should be giving you a detention just for suggesting that.’
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
becoming head girl was what lily had worked her entire hogwarts career for. six years of working her arse off and she finally got there. she’ll never forget the feeling that overcame her when she held that shiny new badge between her fingers for the first time. satisfaction. accomplishment. pride.
still, this wasn’t exactly what she had in mind for all those years. slumped over a desk at half past five in the morning, all but drooling over a scattered pile of forms and schedules. she loved it, truly; just maybe not this early in the morning.
and then came her saving grace, a knight in shining armour in the shape of head boy james potter. not a phrase she would typically think, let alone say out loud, but he had a cup of hot coffee with her name on it, one she took from him at lightning speed, pushing a piece of parchment to the floor in the process.
‘merlin, i love you.’ lily muttered against her cup of coffee, content and happy and smiling, as she took a large gulp of coffee, reveling in the way the liquid warmed and awakened her senses, burning the whole way down. she gave him the goofiest grin she’d probably ever mustered, green eyes shining with appreciation. ‘you’re the best.’
“You’re gonna be so cool now, it’s ridiculous.”
‘oh, irina.’ a crooked smile came over her face at her friend’s words. she whirled around, watching irina with as much interest and affection as she received in return. the two were an odd pairing, that much they knew. in fact, numerous people had tried to warn her of what a friendship with irina dolohov might be like. and in return lily gave them that same crooked smile and a friendly laugh, and merely ran back over to her friend without another word.
that’s just how they were, those two. the more people told them the other was trouble, the closer they got. irina was the person she turned to when she had no one else; a sister. ‘i’ve always been this cool, babe, the rest of you are just now catching up.’ lily replied with a wink.
@black-magichien continued from here
‘i never said james.’
her voice was deceptively nonchalant, but her lips were twisted into a faint, thin smirk that she was unable to suppress. despite the ruckus sirius was making, lily was the paradigm of serene. she made no outward inclination that she was paying attention to him at all. she was tucked comfortably into one of the common room’s love seats, eyes lazily gazing over her potions work, almost as if he wasn’t there.
and in the most pleasantly calm voice she’d ever managed, with only the slightest of a smile on her lips, she finally glanced back up to him and said: ’no, you’re sirius. i’m lily.’
emmeline - 17 - two miles from you - intellectual badass. pls don't call me emily.
swipes right. emmeline’s cute and smart, there’s no reason to swipe left to be honest.
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“If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
“You’re gonna be so cool now, it’s ridiculous.”
“I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”
“Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”
“Why are you keeping this curiosity door shut?”
“She’s our friend and she’s crazy!”
“He likes me, but not like that. We just made out a couple times.”
“If you’re gonna be a baby, then go home.”
“People don’t always say what they’re really thinking.”
“I haven’t needed you for a long time.”
“This whole time, you were right.”
“Do you understand? You saved me.”
“Only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart, and that damn stupid.”
“Friends don’t lie.”
“This is not yours to fix alone.”
alice fortescue - 17 - 1 mile from you - 'cause i'm fortesCUTE
swipes right immediately. that was the CUTEst damn thing she’s seen all day.
narcissa black - 15 - 1 mile from you - lets be honest i'm definitely out of your league
swipes right. what? this could get interesting.
antonin -- 18 --- 1 mile from you --- knows all the words to butterfly by crazytown. i'm just looking for someone to torture. in what way? you decide.
swipes right, purely so she can message him and annoy the crap out of him.
Jae-sung, 17, 2 miles away from you, active now -- Quaffle ain't the biggest ball. And I got 2 of 'em
swipe right, mainly so she can message him and tell him he’s a dork.
bella-- 18--- 1 mile from you --- I just wanna date your dad. help a girl out?
hard swipe left. she immediately exists the app and texts her dad.
irina-- 17 --- 1 mile from you --- my nickname is Gilette because i'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you.
swipes right. that line was killer.
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Write your Muse’s Tinder Profile Bio in my Inbox and my Muse will respond with either “Swipe Left” or “Swipe Right”
1. Post a picture of u?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
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bleeding heart, painter's palette, tulip, waxflower, sugarbush
bleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy?
stupid love songs that she can’t get out if her head. cheek kisses. forehead touching. puppies. kittens.
painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?
painter. lily loves colour. the colour of the sky just before sunset. the colour of the flames in the common room fireplace. the colour of scotland’s hills in spring. she’s inspired by all the colours that surround her.
tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?
eyeshadow. she doesn’t wear it as much as she’d like, but she loves playing with colours. her go to when she needs to be quick are warm tones. burgundy, maroon, pomegranate, rose gold. but lily loves bold colours. cobalt, mint, violet, lemon, fuschia, aqua.
waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?
butterflies! lily adores butterflies. she’s got a feeder outside her house and always tries to take pictures of them when they come.
as much as she loves dogs, she’s only ever had cats, so they win out, but only just.
sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?
it’s a wonder how lily still has all her teeth with how much sweets she eats. she loves chocolate the most, but gummies are a close second. she’s always got a stash somewhere, usually in her trunk or nightstand, and always stocks up when she goes to honeydukes.