“Mmmmph-!”
A grim, skeletal hand burst out from the graveyard soil. Muffled, angry cries could be heard through the dirt.
Another hand burst out, clawing and scraping away what kept the victim (or monster) buried. Finally a head peaked through, gasping for breath and crying out, “WHO IN THE 9 BLOODY CIRCLES BURIED ME!?!”
The figure dragged himself out of the makeshift grave. He snapped his head up, pointing a very boney finger towards a lone cemetery visitor he saw not far away.
“YOU! What year is it!!? Where am I?? And who the bloody hell are ye!?!”
The pirate captain sighed and scratched his head, knocking some grave dirt from his hair. "Well, we're getting nowhere fast by only reviewing what we Don't know. Though, I should be able to track my ship if we visit a large body of water..."
















