頑張れ！

Flower

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[commodorecliche]

[supergameboytwo]

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

[supergameboytwo]

instrumence

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

makkon

[cannibalchicken]

[guooey]

[transette]

[slimetony]

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

[slimetony]

one cracker!

[couchnapping]

sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔

Ronald Reagan - Wikipedia

[catchymemes]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[selfhealingmoments]

[sixthrock]

this is so funny

[doffy2]

Welcome to autism subway can i get you the same thing you've ordered here since you were 8

[myreitha]

“Death is a rare mercy” Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[someoldjokes]

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

[princessparfaiti]

diversity win! this farmer is poly

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The number of people in the notes who forgot/didn’t know that ‘hand’ is short for ‘farmhand’ and just assumed that the farmer for some reason had a sapient detached hand is sending me

[barbiebimbobaby]

consider this: wheelchairs should be free

[marvelbitchbitchblog-deactivate]

Consider this: if you need it to live it should be affordable

[chaoszgod]

consider this: if you need it to live, it should be free

[anarchblr]

everything should be free, point blank.

[fuckysuckybrigade]

Legendary horror manga artist Junji Ito loved the Barbie movie (x)