[buddwyer]

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[f0restnympho420]

are u flirting with me through tumblr likes yes or yes

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[loveridden1999]

[ryebreadgf]

[eymurn]

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[theinternetarchive]

Anne Lamott, Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life North American; United States, pub. 1994

[pvrrhadve]

this absolute cultural reset

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

don't be mean to me in a way that doesn't turn me on are u crazy

[grywrnn]

This little dog on my shoulder will get me through anything

[macabrevampire]

still thinking fondly of people who don't give a shit about me

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[grywrnn]

I would sacrifice my mortality for a magical tree that grants me restful naps and the company of a weird girl