The (Former) Divorcer

[gtgolden-system]

>INITIATING STORYTELLING PROTOCOL

>LOADING SCENE: "INTERMISSION_1"

Our story begins as the world begins anew. Yakkyr, as he continues the search for his body, is given a vision of what Tri-kkyr is up to. Making friends. Allies. And making allies with the one person he trusted most: MoKaaz. Resolute, he continues his search, pushing the Golden Freddy suit to its limits.

"Just... a little... longer..."

He practically pleads with the suit to keep moving. And as he reaches a grave marked with a y-shaped stick, the suit collapses, its hand grasping the stick.

>END OF INTERMISSION 1.

[gtgolden-system]

sssssssssssscccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeeeddddd

Look. We'll get through this. I don't know you that well, but you're strong. Once I find my body, I'll try and find you. I promise.

[gtgolden-system]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please, stop screaming. You're so loud.

[gtgolden-system]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I- I don't know what to do. I'm not even back in my body yet. What am I helping you with? Are you safe?!

[gtgolden-system]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

Geez, stop screaming. What do you want?!

[gtgolden-system]

BOOTUP INITIATED.

RESUMING SEARCH PROTOCOL.

God. Fucking. Dammit.

This is why you don't form attachments.

You shut your fucking mouth. Half of the reason I ended up like this is because of you and your divorce schtick!

Don't shove me.

I'll shove you all I want, you fucking prick.

Stop it.

I said STOP.

FUCK. YOU.

ADMIN "C" HAS BEEN KNOCKED OFFLINE.

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[gtgolden-system]

No. Nonononono you CAN'T leave. I-

I-

SYSTEM TEMPERATURE REACHING CRITICAL THRESHOLD

You. You can't leave. Not until I get back. This-

This wasn't supposed. This-

SYSTEM TEMPERATURE HAS ENTERED THE DANGER ZONE. SHUTTING DOWN TO MAINTAIN CPU INTEGRITY.

[3lafvanny-blog]

someone is here

[gtgolden-system]

Mouse? MOUSE?!

[3lafvanny-blog]

ya k kyr ?

[gtgolden-system]

Why are you white.

What's going on?!

[3lafvanny-blog]

someone is here

[gtgolden-system]

Mouse? MOUSE?!

[hareofmemory]

If Someone Who Is Friends With Hypno Sees This Can You Please Come Get Your Freak. I Don't Get Paid Enough To Deal With This.

[hareofmemory]

Please.

[6y1n8]

nobody to match my freak these days 💔

[ask-3laffkyr]

Yakkyr would be able to. If he was still alive, at least.

[gtgolden-system]

>SYSTEM ONLINE

I'm not gay, Tri-kkyr.

[gtgolden-system]

i can't say i appreciate how you talk to Minireena

I can't say I appreciate your ugly face.

Dude, what the fuck? Hop off Hypno.

Keep out of this, bug boy.

For the last time, I'm not-

[6y1n8]

LITERALLY WHAT IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. what in the goddamn world

[gtgolden-system]

Look, Hypno, don't listen to anything Cass says. She's nuts.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT. WHY, I'LL-

SYSTEM OFFLINE.

[gtgolden-system]

i can't say i appreciate how you talk to Minireena

I can't say I appreciate your ugly face.

Dude, what the fuck? Hop off Hypno.

Keep out of this, bug boy.

For the last time, I'm not-

[gtgolden-system]

hi. hi. what's your deal why are you an asshole? thanks!

You try being stuck in this suit for damn near 5 years.

[gtgolden-system]

:O Yakkyr ? Are you ok? Did you manage to get the machine moving?

Yeah. Won't stop this girl from yelling in my ear.

...AND ANOTHER THING! You can't just expect the suit to move through sheer force of will! This thing has been busted for years!!!

[gtgolden-system]

>ADMIN "YAKKYR" BACK ONLINE.

>INITIATING WALKING PROTOCOL.

>SEARCHING FOR: YAKKYR_BODY

[bonkabon-3laf]

baby you gotta get offline throw your phone in the ravine

I wish I could show you how impossible that task is, you're right though!!! Maybe I need to lay down.

[gtgolden-system]

It would be better if you threw yourself off.

[6y1n8]

dude.

[gtgolden-system]

Don't "dude" me. Say something with some actual bite or cease your barking.

[bonkabon-3laf]

baby you gotta get offline throw your phone in the ravine

I wish I could show you how impossible that task is, you're right though!!! Maybe I need to lay down.

[gtgolden-system]

It would be better if you threw yourself off.