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Sticks an antlers headband on him \ while he's sitting there not doing any of his paperwork, but then distracts him immediately with a pile of cookies and eggnog. "Merry Christmas! It looks better on you than on Kurogane I think."

A vein twitches in his forehead. ❝Do I look like a dress-up doll to you??? Of course it looks better on me!! I'm not an eyesore like that ugly bastard!!❞

#featheredjudge #v; job from hell

God. Iorogi was the kind of person who made giving him presents feel like work. "Here you are. Do try not to eat it all at once. There is a great deal of - everything." And there was. At least one of each kind of cookie - frosted and not. As well as a few smaller cakes and a sprinkle of at least ten kinds of candy scattered all over. As much of a mess of sweets as Kurogane's was Not. "There is also some beer in my office if you feel like it after all that, but I couldn't carry both at once."

Unfortunately for Yue, he's wasting his breath. Iorogi stopped listening the moment his eyes landed on the plate. He grabs a cookie in one hand and a piece of cake in the other, the epitome of kid in a candy store. ❝Took ya long enough!! The day's damn near over!!❞

Look away while the glutton devours half the plate in a single sitting. Nothing to see here.

#featheredjudge #you tried moon moon #v; job from hell

Sets a wreath crown on his head for Christmas. (honestly it could be plushie or otherwise whichever verse is funnier)

❝The hell is this??❞ Damn bird acts just like Dobato.

#featheredjudge #I don't have any of his icons rn rip #v; healing guidance

Leave him one plate of sugar cookies and one stupidly large wreath on his doorway for whenever he decides to wander into work that day.

The wreath? Ignored.

The cookies? Iorogi makes a beeline for and devours faster than he can blink. A well-deserved treat after a busy morning if doing absolutely nothing.

#featheredjudge #v; job from hell

konayachi

Hanato Kobato 🌼

#images;#dove;#plushie;

rpmusings-galore

i am, again, awake…… and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

#plusieisms;

fukainoumi:

‘ why would i need a maid when i already have you? ‘ almost effortlessly they’re back to jabbing at one another even in spite of the long absences between the two of them. Fai folds his arms, appearing wholly unimpressed, and arches a singular brow in the secretary’s direction. ‘ ah, my apologies, you aren’t my maid, you’re actually my court jester and i’m disappointed you haven’t made me laugh yet. ‘

❝Try lookin’ in a mirror.❞ Watch as he drops into the nearest armchair, not a care in the world, and reach for the remote. Summer break means binge drinking and binge Netflix, and no one, not even the idiot’s scrawny ass, will ruin his well-deserved, well-earned break after a nightmare of a school year.

#fukainoumi #THEY'RE ACTUAL CHILDREN G OD #v; godforsaken school

FINE he'll just bill it to payroll. "Oh, I'm sure the rest of your team must have loved picking that up." He glances around the office a little curiously. "So - where was it? You know - the 'ghost.'"

❝Y’know-❞ He interrupts loudly. ❝It was probably you and the bastard’s piss-poor attitude that brought the damn thing here to begin with!!❞ And if Yue looks at the window, he’ll find a suspicious layer of foam all over the glass.

#featheredjudge #he saw the reflection #and decided the ghost was in the window #v; job from hell

Hands him the bill for his hair appointment. "I hope you had fun playing with your ghosts."

Flips it open, pretends to read, then promptly drops it into the shredder. ❝Bein’ haunted isn’t a laughin’ matter!! I poured a metric shit-ton of salt all over the damn office!!❞

#featheredjudge #bold of you to assume he can read #v. job from hell

kamuishiro

#images;#part timer;#dove;

featheredjudge:

A distraction from an impending tantrum is a distraction Yue will absolutely seize on.

“You do have a nice voice, but perhaps a song about Kurogane wouldn’t show it off at its best. Did you know a great deal of Christmas songs are also old drinking songs? That seems as if it would suit you.”

Of course he doesn’t know. ❝Who the hell do ya think I am?? Mozart?? Don’t worry, I got plenty of tasteful music. I won’t scar the brats or whatever!❞

Nabbing the rest of the snacks is still in the back of his mind. No amount of distraction can stop him from getting his hands on them.

#io starts belting out 'b i t c h better have my money'#yue: looks into the camera like he's on the office #v; godforsaken school

featheredjudge:

“Well…” He didn’t really want to disturb the class anymore than it already had been.

“I suppose…if you wish to join class for the day…you can join the party. Or you can take your tray and come back after class. I was already planning to bring you all the extras.”

With beer too, but that plan was already ruined apparently. “I don’t think anyone would mind you participating if you wish to. We’ve had other visitors join us. And you do have a lovely voice.”

❝If ya wanted to hear me sing, all ya had to do was ask!!❞ Iorogi? Pass up a perfectly good opportunity to hear the sound of his own voice? Inconceivable. ❝You wanna hear a sing about the bastard?? I’ve got plenty. It’ll do your brats good to hear someone with the voice of a thousand angels!!❞

#featheredjudge #yue: *covers the students' ears*#v; godforsaken school

featheredjudge:

“But…aren’t you coming to the staff party later? This is just a party for the music students. I only made you a plate because I thought it would be nice for you to have something if you showed up.” Instead of having to have Kurogane kick drag him out of the room kicking and screaming. “I’m sure the party in the lounge will be more interesting. But if you don’t want this - I can try to find someone else to give it to…”

❝So what if I am?? No one said I can’t come to both!! Honestly, I’m the damn backbone of this entire fuckin’ school and this is the respect I get!!❞ Yes, he’s aware the students are directing less than impressed stares in his direction. No, he will not stop his monologue anytime soon. He will snatch the tray plate from Yue’s hands before he makes good on his subtle threat.

#featheredjudge #UACCEPTABLE #TRY HARDER #v; godforsaken school

featheredjudge:

Why does Iorogi only move quickly when food is involved?

“Actually I made you a separate plate. This table is for the students. But it has every kind of cookie on it.” He disappears to pull it out of his desk drawer and pulls out a plate that’s really closer to a tray.

“And you can have some of the cider of course. And whatever is leftover after class.”

❝That’s all? You gave those brats a whole damn party and all I get is a measly tray?? The hell did I do to you???❞

A terrible idea of questionable morality to snag the rest of the treats is already brewing in the back of his mind, but maybe he won’t have to resort to that if someone shapes up.

#featheredjudge #w HAT THE HELL MOON MOON #v; godforsaken school

Even after being tossed aside, somehow the plushie is still waiting for him the next time he goes for his stash of beer. Just sitting there unblinking on top of the nearest six pack.

❝WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS THING KEEP COMIN’ FROM???❞ This time he chucks the stupid plush down the hall. Sure, he doesn’t believe in ghosts or think it’s even a remote possibility that it’s haunted but... ❝AND STAY OUT!!❞