shh the bosses don't know

now on tumblr baby (she/her)

[guardtae]

[main blog: @dtaegis. my only rule is please don't send me a whole paragraph. i'm >not< used to rp]

[camera-wtchr-p]

You guys know I'm not a real tumblrina, what is this boop sh--

*checks calendar*

Oh. Happy April Fools I suppose 🙄 /lh

Thanks @guardtae for the many. Many boops 👀

[guardtae]

you're welcome ;)

[weltenwellen]

Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, 1931–1934

[beanie-cleanies]

Guys. We’ve had six dead bodies TODAY. Come on. Can’t we at least keep them in one piece before I get there.

[jasmine-is-watching]

Again? If it's where I think it is, I've told them to stop doing that.

[beanie-cleanies]

who. who is the them. can i send a strongly worded letter

[guardtae]

i'm gonna make my cousin work here to help you

[jasmine-is-watching]

hey jas! got your message; sorry for the delay, i was in the yard... any weird things happening around here? — @guardtae

Jasmine looks up from its paperwork. It's sitting at the table in the lounge with a cup of something in its left hand. “Hey! I was actually going to ask you the same thing. I've been hearing things from the upper floors and I wasn't sure if you or one of the other guards heard anything or not. If you were in the yard, though...” It shakes its head, clasping its hands together. “I know that weird stuff always happens around here, but something seemed different. I'm probably overthinking it, I don't know. Anyways, you gonna have a snack or something?”

[guardtae]

hmm, i didn't really hear anything, to be honest :(

maybe it's an ALTR's moving day, but i'm not sure, i don't even remember if this is still a thing... i don't know if it's the fact that weird stuff always happen, but times seems to fly here!

and, well (she laughs) i wasn't really gonna go to the cafeteria, but we can go grab something from there, hm?

[guardtae]

Hello! Don’t think we’ve met much, hope this is the right person or else this’ll be really embarrassing, buuut. Jasmine wanted you down in the lounge for something, asked me to pass on a message :)

- @beanie-cleanies

oh! hello! beanie, right?

(she smiles, although it can't been seen)

if it was refering to a tall, masked guard, then yup! that's me! thank you for letting me know!

see you around! :]

[camera-wtchr-p]

P!!! i heard it's your birthday!!! >:0 — @guardtae

P yelps and turns in his chair. He'd been focused on reports for a while, half-written papers littered about his desk, and his shirt is pulled further up his neck than usual just being alone in the cam room.

"Tae! I didn't hear you come in." His hearing aids are connected but he simply wasn't paying attention. He looks away. "Where'd you hear that?"

[guardtae]

i follow shells' instagram >:)

[jasmine-is-watching]

We ran out before I could get all of them done, but I got three of five! I shortened the spelling of occupations as per company policy so that you guys can wear them at work!

@guardtae @camera-wtchr-p @doctor-orion

[guardtae]

MINE LOOKS SO CUTE THANK YOU

[jasmine-is-watching]

I definitely am not making bracelets with a friend and certainly am not asking if you guys would like me to make you one. And what colours you would like. I am not. But reblog and tell me-

[guardtae]

well jas, since you're not asking, then you don't need to know i'd like a dark red, white and black bracelet, right?

[guardtae]

y'all saw the document leaked on the twitter official account? 🫥

[docheros]

mutuals comment here where your guys work. tae's gonna spend at least one hour a day with them

[guardtae]

the cafeteria offers a wide variety of salads and sandwiches, as well as many fruits and other snacks ! i steal the fruits sometimes because the people in the kitchen look at me funny. don't tell them I said that :>

- @angelin-thearchives

>:00 i didn't know that!! i don't really go to the cafeteria much, i usually have lunch next to my locker- or at P's, bc i like annoying it jgjfjgj

but tell me, are these all safe to eat? 0_0

[guardtae]

what's the name of the janitor btw? i'm so bad with names...

but also, it was about time that iris cared about sanitary stuff!! if i had to go through a bloody hallway after another weekly genocide i swear to fucking God -_-

[jasmine-is-watching]

Has anyone seen the janitor around? I can hear her music but I haven't seen her around.

[guardtae]

oh, i passed by her a few minutes ago! i said hi to her but she didn't listen- and didn't see too i guess...

[guardtae]

guys. guys i think i lost my fucking work schedule

[guardtae]

I brought an extra sandwich if you need? :)

@camera-wtchr-p

ooh i'd like it, please 🥹 may i ask what is it btw??

[guardtae]

on a related note, what pony would you be?

[camera-wtchr-p]

Shells assigned me as an earth pony ages ago, I can't escape this...

[guardtae]

can she assign me a pony too please

[camera-wtchr-p]

Just texted her, she did indeed give you unicorn. Said you'd need the magic to handle the gun 👍

[guardtae]

she's so real thank you. give her a little smooch on the cheek for me