Dr. Jasmine's cluttered desk

It/love, 28. Absolute whore. Pan-aro and agender. Please don't yell.

[jasmine-is-watching]

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Dr. Jasmine [REDACTED] is the head of the Creature Behaviour Department, which acts as a therapy department for the anomalies of IRIS. It was brought on in 2012 as a guard after [INFORMATION HAS BEEN REDACTED]. After showing exceptional behavioural control over the anomalies, it was promoted to its current status. It continues to bring improvements and new, valuable information out of various anomalies.

[Please note: some information has been redacted or left out due to clearance level issues.]

Personal message from Dr. Jasmine [REDACTED] has been recorded below:

Hello! I'm Dr. Jasmine, and I work with the anomalies within IRIS to maintain peace and advance our technology. If I don't talk to you you, don't take it personally- I'm incredibly nervous around people. When I'm not chasing down ALTRs or filling out paperwork, I'll answer some questions. Please be patient with me!

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(More information below!)

This is a roleplay account, nothing on here is real!

Jasmine is 28 and uses it/love pronouns.

I'll answer asks whenever I can, but please be patient as there's going to be times where I cannot access my phone for hours or even days.

I don't mind answering sexual asks, just know that you're talking to a fucking weirdo.

I'll post Chasmine content and sometimes I'll take shippy asks. Once again, I'm a weirdo, watch yourself.

Triggering content will be tagged accordingly (example: scopophobia tw). If any additional accommodations need to be made, I will try to make them.

If I feel uncomfortable, I'll delete your ask. I'll use anon for now, if we have problems I'll stop using it and be lame.

[beanie-cleanies]

Guys. We’ve had six dead bodies TODAY. Come on. Can’t we at least keep them in one piece before I get there.

[jasmine-is-watching]

Again? If it's where I think it is, I've told them to stop doing that.

[jasmine-is-watching]

I finally took the time to finish these two bracelets! Again, occupations have been shortened as per company policy.

For @professor-bab and @angelin-thearchives

[jasmine-is-watching]

hey jas! got your message; sorry for the delay, i was in the yard... any weird things happening around here? — @guardtae

Jasmine looks up from its paperwork. It's sitting at the table in the lounge with a cup of something in its left hand. “Hey! I was actually going to ask you the same thing. I've been hearing things from the upper floors and I wasn't sure if you or one of the other guards heard anything or not. If you were in the yard, though...” It shakes its head, clasping its hands together. “I know that weird stuff always happens around here, but something seemed different. I'm probably overthinking it, I don't know. Anyways, you gonna have a snack or something?”

[guardtae]

hmm, i didn't really hear anything, to be honest :(

maybe it's an ALTR's moving day, but i'm not sure, i don't even remember if this is still a thing... i don't know if it's the fact that weird stuff always happen, but times seems to fly here!

and, well (she laughs) i wasn't really gonna go to the cafeteria, but we can go grab something from there, hm?

[jasmine-is-watching]

“That would make sense. I might ask someone else, but I'm pretty sure they do still move ALTRs around. You would think that they'd warn us... But I'm hungry, let's go get something to eat!” Jasmine puts its paperwork into a folder and tucks it under its arm.

[jasmine-is-watching]

hey jas! got your message; sorry for the delay, i was in the yard... any weird things happening around here? — @guardtae

Jasmine looks up from its paperwork. It's sitting at the table in the lounge with a cup of something in its left hand. “Hey! I was actually going to ask you the same thing. I've been hearing things from the upper floors and I wasn't sure if you or one of the other guards heard anything or not. If you were in the yard, though...” It shakes its head, clasping its hands together. “I know that weird stuff always happens around here, but something seemed different. I'm probably overthinking it, I don't know. Anyways, you gonna have a snack or something?”

[beanie-cleanies]

Heyyy um hate to interrupt you but did you hear anything while you were on the fourth floor? I haven't been able to leave this floor today because every ALTR known to man is distressed today but I'm super curious. Also if you see Tae can you send her down to the lounge? The tall guard with dirty blonde hair. That one. Yeah. Thank you! -@jasmine-is-watching

Hm? Fourth floor…fourth floor…

*she seems a little lost in thought for a moment, counting on her fingers before snapping back to reality. *

A little more wet than last time I made rounds up there. I don’t question it…why?

[jasmine-is-watching]

“Thank you, I was just curious. Have a good day, Beanie!” Jasmine nods and turns around, going back into its office.

[jasmine-is-watching]

We ran out before I could get all of them done, but I got three of five! I shortened the spelling of occupations as per company policy so that you guys can wear them at work!

@guardtae @camera-wtchr-p @doctor-orion

[jasmine-is-watching]

I definitely am not making bracelets with a friend and certainly am not asking if you guys would like me to make you one. And what colours you would like. I am not. But reblog and tell me-

[jasmine-is-watching]

Has anyone seen the janitor around? I can hear her music but I haven't seen her around.

[guardtae]

oh, i passed by her a few minutes ago! i said hi to her but she didn't listen- and didn't see too i guess...

[jasmine-is-watching]

Oh, alright! I'm glad to hear it, I'm probably just being a worry wort.

[jasmine-is-watching]

Has anyone seen the janitor around? I can hear her music but I haven't seen her around.

[jasmine-is-watching]

btw my beloved how are things going. we should meet for lunch bc i haven't seen you in ages (2 days) — @guardtae

Jasmine's head pops up from a box. “Hey! I'm doing well, I'm helping another friend move some things into their new apartment. Work is starting to lull a little, but I'd rather it be boring than be life-threatening.” It gets up and pulls a few books from a shelf, then puts them into the box. “And yeah, I'd love to get lunch with you some time! I've been dying to get out of the house for any reason other than work.”

[guardtae]

oh my dearest friend i'd love to get lull work like you (she sighs) i'm not getting paid enough for this

and yes yes lunch! there's this lovely sushi place near my apartment, i myself never tried but leandrinho says it's good, if that's good for you ^^

[jasmine-is-watching]

Jasmine nods, still stacking books into the box. “That sounds lovely! I haven't eaten sushi in a while, that'll be fun. We just need to set up a date some time.”

[guardtae]

btw does anyone have any news from that brody guy. or even the anti guy

or dr schneeplestein! haven't seen him in a while...

[jasmine-is-watching]

I don't interact with Henrik much, but he seems okay. I don't touch ALTR 114209.

And Chase is doing great! He's been making so much process and is becoming less hostile toward the doctors. We're learning so much about him.

[jasmine-is-watching]

btw my beloved how are things going. we should meet for lunch bc i haven't seen you in ages (2 days) — @guardtae

Jasmine's head pops up from a box. “Hey! I'm doing well, I'm helping another friend move some things into their new apartment. Work is starting to lull a little, but I'd rather it be boring than be life-threatening.” It gets up and pulls a few books from a shelf, then puts them into the box. “And yeah, I'd love to get lunch with you some time! I've been dying to get out of the house for any reason other than work.”

[geekyfox2]

Hey Doc I think someone screwed with the beverages in the canteen, might wanna look into it. I would but my computer is on the second floor. Y'know. Where I'm not.

-@jasmine-is-watching

Listen, man, I'm TRYING

My keys evaporated, coffee doesn't exist and neither does my CHAIR

It's probably some weird coffee alternative. When it comes to life, just aim for the eyes and barricade yourself on the vending machine (the left one, not the right - THE RIGHT WILL MAKE YOU HALLUCINATE ELDRITCH HORRORS IF YOU INVADE ITS PERSONAL SPACE) until I can find my keys 🙄

Istg whoever was responsible for 5814 is getting the week's paperwork and their ninth birthday stolen.

[jasmine-is-watching]

Oh no it wasn't like that, someone swapped the containers of all the drinks. There was milk in the orange juice containers and stuff like that. Weirdly harmless but not funny nonetheless.

[jasmine-is-watching]

Why do you have such bad taste in men /j

@professor-bab

Jasmine sighs and crosses their arms. “I suppose I do have bad taste in men. But he's very sweet to me despite his... well, for lack of a better word, patheticness. Don't let him hear me say that, though.”

[jasmine-is-watching]

can i ask who is your hubby or is this secret information

@guardtae

Jasmine looks up, the door having opened on it. It had returned to its office by now. “Well, for the sake of my job, perhaps it's not wise of me to answer publically. The company has done worse things in terms of ethics, but I still wouldn't like to risk it.” It adjusted its hairbow. “But if you know, you know.”

[jasmine-is-watching]

Hubby has been found! He didn't know a THING about what was happening. We're cuddling and he's eating his snack (just a bag of chips, he's easy to please) right now, life is better for now. I'm letting hubbs give a little message.

Dr. Hanson is a bitch ass motherfucker.

Thank you hubby bubby, I love you. <3