Gudbud [locked in version]

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[gudbud]

This is alpha gudbud who’s back on tumblr [ after 67 minutes ig] to lock the fuck in.

no shitposts

no rants. No vents. Just locking in. and I believe re neet is happening because universe knew this bitch ain’t getting a medical seat in the may w paper [ yes it’s all because of me , no not the paper leak that happens every year. Re neet doesn’t happen every year. It’s happening this year. Because of me. Cuz I need to get that seat and have the liberty to choose any college I want ].

🤓

yeah I lied about the no shitposting part

[gudbud]

Profile picture me ekdam randi lagri hai GB road ki

womp womp 😛

[gudbud]

it’s jackfruit season and there’s jackfruit everywhere and there’s jackfruit in the fridge so everything in the fridge including milk curd vegetables and chocolate smell like jackfruit and the car in whixh jackfruit was brought smells like jackfruit me and other house people who cut the jackfruit (very tedious process) smell like jackfruit I think we should quarantine ourselves

[gudbud]

Guys there’s no jackfruit emoji only

[gudbud]

it’s jackfruit season and there’s jackfruit everywhere and there’s jackfruit in the fridge so everything in the fridge including milk curd vegetables and chocolate smell like jackfruit and the car in whixh jackfruit was brought smells like jackfruit me and other house people who cut the jackfruit (very tedious process) smell like jackfruit I think we should quarantine ourselves

[fortuna-majoris]

Jackfruits are actually from the same family as Durian so makes sense that it stinks that bad!!

[gudbud]

They don’t smell bad exactly. Just peculiar. I don’t mind the fruit smelling like the fruit yk. I don’t want everything else to smell like it.

[gudbud]

it’s jackfruit season and there’s jackfruit everywhere and there’s jackfruit in the fridge so everything in the fridge including milk curd vegetables and chocolate smell like jackfruit and the car in whixh jackfruit was brought smells like jackfruit me and other house people who cut the jackfruit (very tedious process) smell like jackfruit I think we should quarantine ourselves

[sadindiangirl-official]

trying to tell a joke in hindi but my hindi IS the joke

[gudbud]

I'm happy to see older siblings listen to their younger siblings aise, i have a nine year old cousin brother and while he's a patronizing little shit he's actually a good kid deep down i just know, his parents just hit him a lot and he's largely neglected a lot we play minecraft a lot and he's said he feels safe in my house cause we play minecraft together and we have a lot of fun when he's over sometimes and my mumma gives him too much ಅಚ್ಚ so that's there

makes me want a younger sibling sometimes but I guess I wouldn't have been a good older sister lmao

there’s nothing I hate more than people who hit their kids but at least he has a good cousin

That’s so nice that u make him feel safe. That makes it sound like you def would be a good older sibling .

[gudbud]

me listening to my brother talk about his kawasaki komodaki tomodachi ninja bike and mansory Ferrari Cadillac bmw Mercedes Porsche [ "it is pronounced pawsh ok?"] fastest car in the world is koniegsegg yk 499km/h u know this one bike has no side mirror and all "then how he ride bike ma?" THATS WHAT THAT IS SO COOL ITS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL "then how he ride in the video" THATS CUZ ITS ILLEGAL IN INDIA waitwaitwait this new car i think u will like cuz its dark red colour and u like dark red "nah its okay im goo- DAMN WHAT CAR IS THAT" ITS CALLED PORSCHE RUBY RED 911 ITS SO CCOOOOL NO

cuz I don’t want him to grow up in therapy like "nobody listened to me or gaf about what I like"

[supersoniclovemachine]

@gudbud ???

[gudbud]

Welcome to the south of India ig

[gudbud]

Re neet students making eye contact with the jee/kcet students who came to campus to take their TC-

[ we have a mock test that afternoon]

[gudbud]

June 1-

8.30-1.30: 4hrs lock in

2-5 mock test

6.30-8.30: 2 hrs

11-12.30- 1.5 hrs

1-1.45am- tem pass

sleep

7.5hours total lock in excluding mock

10.5hrs including mock

Sky

[gudbud]

Mai 5'7 hu kya mai bhi tall janta party me include ho sakti hu

ofc ye bare minimum hai u are qualified

[gudbud]

I lied I can’t survive without music I can’t be alpha

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[notyesha]

Lol mine is badass

White hunter

[encoreabj]

Scarred Hunter

[gudbud]

mystic vixen 😝

[gudbud]

how I feel listening to trending songs 5 months after they were trending-

[myauditionfordrphil]

i feel that rajat does not get the appreciation he deserves like joining a list that has captains like rohit sharma and ms dhoni is not a small feat

[fortuna-majoris]

No no!! He does!!! Like most of the RCB fan accounts I follow are like gushing about him (and deservedly so because Holy Shit, he and Smriti are genuinely at each other's throats on who can win RCB their most trophies as captain!!!)

[gudbud]

did you know amul makes a gudbud flavor ice cream

It’s lowkey ass tho